Smiley Cat

Chapter 2 - Smiley Cat's Base

The guys just got off the plane from Ontario and are now driving to Hawaii. While Winston is driving, he notices jumping jigglers are chasing him. Their not ordinary jigglers though, their faster than normal.

"Guys! We have a problem!" Winston said.

"I think I have some guns in the back."

Wei took 3 guns, and handed one to Ricky and one to Jackie. They started to shoot the jumping jigglers.

"Fuck! It takes almost a whole clip to kill one of these guys!" Jackie yelled.

"How far is the base, Winston?" Wei said.

"Not much farther. I think we're almost there!"

They got to the base and saw Smiley Cat standing there, waiting for them.

"What the fuck is he doing." Winston said, as he was pulling up into the empty parking lot.

"I see you responded quickly when I sent you that message... But not quick enough." Smiley Cat said, smiling.

"Where's Jonny?" Wei asked.

"Your friend is in my base, dead. I could bring him back to life but only on one condition" said Smiley Cat.

"What the fuck dude!? Why did you kill him?" Jackie screamed.

"Smiley Cat, you said you could bring him back to life but only on one condition, right?" Ricky said.

"Yeah, Were you even listening to me you fat piece of shit?"

"Calm the fuck down bitch!" yelled Wei.

"So, what do we need to do?" asked Ricky.

"You'll have to defeat my ARMY OF MINIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Smiley Cat summoned the first wave of jumping jigglers. 10 of them, to be exact.

"What the hell? I thought we were supposed to fight the Smiley bitch dude!" Jackie said.

"You should know that I'm too fucking retarded to fight, and that I need my lil' assholes to fight for me!" Smiley Cat said.

"Wait... so all we need to do is kill all of your jumping fuckheads?" Jackie asked.

"Now your getting it, you bitch!" Smiley Cat said.

"That's not too hard." Jackie mumbled to himself.

"Come on Jackie! We're all fighting except for you!" Winston said.

"Ok ok, I know!"

Winston, Jackie, Wei, and Ricky defeated 4 waves of jumping jigglers. But the waves never seemed to end.

"Holy shit! How many waves are there!?" Ricky said.

"Oh! I wasn't paying attention. Sorry about that." Smiley Cat said.

Smiley Cat then clapped his hands twice and the remaining jumping jigglers dissapeared into the ground.

"You retards shall pass." Smiley Cat said.

The guys all entered Smiley Cat's base.

"Wow. That was kind of easy!" Jackie said.

"Are you fucking dumb? You weren't doing anything!" Winston said.

"That was pretty hard then! Happy now?!"

Just then, The boi's heard footsteps from behind them.

"Who the fuck is there bitch?" Ricky said.

"Hello Wei Shen"

"Pendrew? I should have known you had something to do with this!" Wei said.

"You guys know eachother?" Winston asked.

"Yeah. Pendrew and I have... done some buisness together." Wei said.

"Why the fuck was Pendrew here?" He thought.

"So they let you out of jail, then?" Wei asked.

"Wait, he was in jail man?" Jackie asked.

"He fucking killed uncle Po!" Wei yelled

"Wait! He did what!!??!!" Winston yelled.

Winston shot Pendrew in the head and killed him.

"Now that that's over with, let's find Jonny." Winston said in a joyful tone.

Everyone stood in shock, but then shook it off.

They were all walking in a hallway with what could have been a thousand or so doors. All which led to different rooms.

"Jonny has to be in one of these rooms." Jackie said.

"Everyone, split up. Say something if you find anything." Winston said.

Everyone started to look for Jonny in the rooms. Ricky opened a door on the other end of the hallway.

"Guys? I think I finally found him." He said.

"You think? Either you did or you didn't" Jackie said.

Everyone looked at Jackie like he was an idiot. Mostly because he is one.

"I did." Ricky said annoyed.

Wei, Jackie, and Winston all crowded around. Only to see Jonny's burnt body laying on the ground.

"Fuck. He really did kill him"