'Your scent does something to me, Luna.' the phrase clouded Moon's mind as he started leaning into her neck. Her scent becomes stronger and Moon is instantly drugged by her aroma. His tongue slightly darted out and soon his breath was fanning her neck. Before he could even do anything, a sandal made its way to his head. Not gently but harshly.
"Ouch!" the boy groaned and rubbed his head. He glared at the direction where the sandal flew from. There spotted Lelia ready to launch an attack on the younger in her white bathrobe and towel had bun.
"You Blunt tooth Fetus. MOVE!" She yelled
"Fucking Cock ring!" Moon yells back (A/N: surprise! surprise!)
*Snore* despite the loud bickering of the two, Luna was still asleep. One thing she disliked about the two was their bickering and insults for each other. Though she knows that they care for each other and are happy to accompany one another but their relationship of friendship was next level. Level: 'bitch-you-say-what!-bitch-I-come-back-at-ya!'. Very healthy indeed.
"You will stay away from our leader, understood?" Lelia commands sternly and Moon was beyond pissed.
_Author's sips tea mood activate_ (I really want to tell you a crack story)
"You will stay away from our leader, understood?" a witch's everyday task of separating people begins now...
Let me tell you a story that takes place in the magical land of maniac-ville about a beautiful yet adventurous princess whose quest was to free the prince from the confines of the highest standing tower in the land.
"Moonpunzel, let down your hair!" the princess calls for her lover.
"Oh my princess Lungene, you've come to rescue me." with that the prince drops a seed near the princess's feet and it instantly grew the THICCest strand of hair and it's height reached the window sill exactly. She began climbing and was met with her prince.
"My prince, we will leave this tower and never come back."
"Together we'll explore the world my princess." And with that they headed off to the palace where they began their new life.
One day the prince had decided that on his 18th birthday he will ask the princess's hand in marriage and they'll live happily ever after but his hopes shattered when a red head witch appeared and took the prince's happiness away.
When the prince was away to get his' princess her favorite ice-cream, the princess ha met another person. A girl with red hair, blue eyes and a pocket full of shit loads of cock rings and canine plugs bewitched the princess. And to the prince's dismay, the two spent almost every weekend together watching movies, chatting, shopping and doing other girl stuffs.
The prince was Diva-stated. And so he decided to remain in school to search for spell books to get get rid of the witch's curse for once and for all.
_End of the Crack Story_(Author finishes the tea)
"I can't believe you were going to mark our leader with those blunt fetus teeth. Oh my goddess just imagine how awkward t would look with Luna walking around with those flat straight lines on her neck." Lelia commented.
"There is nothing wrong with having fat teeth." Moon rolled his eyes.
"Bro, you can't even leave a decent love bite there. If I were her, I'd rather have a mosquito giving me its souvenir than a fucking geometry lesson on my neck." Lelia scoffed.
"Bench, you bottom!" Moon shot back "A Royal you say"
"Shut up you giant humngous fluff baby. I only stated the truth!"
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