Chanel's
"And who's this?" My mom and dad stare at Valentina with a raised eyebrow. I sigh, pulling her arm forward and smiling.
"She's our erm- she's actually my um- my..."
"Your...?" My dad studies me, I nervously bite my lip.
Fuck...this is going to be awkward.
"Erm..."
"Erm..."
"She's my girlfriend," I say.
Their eyes widen a little, before they cough. "You're gay?..." My mom is surprised. I look at Valentina with a smile.
To be honest, I would consider myself Bisexual, but I'm still stuck in this situation, I awkwardly nod my head.
"That's amazing!" My mom chirps, "Most of the guys nowadays are a little too egotistical anyways."
Valentina stands there nodding, not even realising I just said we're dating.
"So what's her name?" My mom smiles, taking a picture of us both with her phone. Gosh, couldn't she tell me I look like the grinch?
"Valentina."
"Oh..." My mom scans her up and down.
"Isn't she a little... well nevermind.." My mom looks at my dad who's still stunned. "Well, Lucas aren't you gonna welcome your daughter to the rainbow life?..." She sighs, placing a hand on hips.
Valentina and I stare at them both, until my dad decides to say, "Oh... um... this is kind of unexpected but whatever you choose, your mom and I will support you."
"Heh, okay thanks. But since she has no home, can she stay at ours for a while?..."
"Fine by me."
"Of course!"
I smile, grabbing Valentina's hand and walking with her to my room upstairs. I lock the door and face her, "We're going to have to make this real..."
"Huh?" She pardons.
"I mean– my parents are probably going to run up my stairs any second, so you're gonna have to make some noises..." I say, she still furrows her eyebrows, confused.
I sigh.
I do bloody sign language to the girl.
"Oh Oh ... you act with me and we make a sound?" She says quietly, I nod giving a few more instructions as we walk closer to the door to make those unholy sounds.
"MHMMM BABY~" I moan.
I hear a few shuffles behind the door.
I smirk and keep moaning, Valentina stares at me disgusted, I couldn't help but chuckle a little.
After we heard them go, I kind of needed to sleep since it was late, so after finding some spare pyjamas for Valentina and making an appointment with my priest I head to bed.
Remembering in my head to tell Anna about the date.
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