Jeff and the Succubus [ON HIATUS]

Chapter 7 - Bonding With Creeps

After weeks and weeks of explaining to Jeff Nikki's "gift", and getting used to each others presence, living in the house wasn't that bad. Slendy and Jeff still argued, maintaining their frenemy relationship. Candie and Nikki shared a room, happily in love. Candie still ignored Roxanne, and the feelings towards Candie were mutual. And, like a succubus does, Candie flirted with Jeff and Slendy to her hearts content. Slendy just brushed her off as a simple, ditsy demoness, ignoring her advances until she grew bored. Jeff, however, let her advances get to him until he got pissed and stormed into his room to get drunk and surf the internet. As a succubus, it's basically Candie's job to seduce any man or woman to get the one energy source that no food or drink can ever provide: Sex. Aside from that, the group has been comfortable with each other in the small house.

Jeff's P.O.V

"Back the hell off, Candie, I'm not gonna fuck you." I staggered through the living room trying to get around Candie and into my room so I can hang out with BEN.

"Oh, come on, Jeff. I'm sure you don't get laid that often." She pouted. Ignoring the 'insult', I looked around the living room. Nikki was watching the T.V. she stole when Roxanne took over her body, and Slendy was reading a book. With a groan, I took a huge gulp from the bottle of liquor I picked up after a kill with the money I looted, biting back the burn. I eyed Candie up and down, taking in the body only a demon or some type of Heavenly creature can achieve and came to a conclusion.

"No." I stated and drunkenly brushed past her to my room, taking another swig.

"Can I at least go out with you and this 'Ben' guy you're always leaving with?" I stopped in my tracks and spun around to look at her in disbelief. A chick? With us to go killing? Now, it isn't a bad idea, since she does have a few good skills, but with all this flirting shit, she'll only get in the way.

"Hell no." I slurred, putting emphasis on 'hell'.

"Aw, come on, Jeffy!" She cried out in a whine. I cringed at the nickname she recently came up with. The fuck kind of name is Jeffy for a fucking killer. I'm not a damned dog or teddy bear or some shit like that. Speaking of dogs... Where the fuck did Smile wonder off to?

"Jeffyyy!" She whined out again, almost sounding like a moan. I shook myself from my thoughts and looked at her like she was insane.

"Bitch, nooo." I mimicked her with a slight slur and turned to stumble to my room. I laughed when I heard her go to complain to Slendy. Slamming the door to my room, I threw back the rest of the bottle and tossed it to the side with a short, drunken hiccup, and plopped into my computer chair. Good thing I got my laptop from my old house, or else I wouldn't be able to get in touch with BEN. And pay the bills. Yeah, gotta do that too. Kinda hard to have some demons and a fucked up killer to go pay bills manually. Heh, all those people would have to die for snitching. Thank goodness for tech, amirite?

Laughing at my thoughts, I booted my laptop up and dug through my secret stash of liquor to get totally toasted for the night.

"BEEEN! Get yer ass over here, BEN! I know you see me!" I shouted at my screen once it loaded, opening up random web pages, especially Cleverbot. After a moment of messing with Cleverbot and some more swigs of liquor, my screen started to warp and glow bright green. With a drunken smirk, I got out of the way just as BEN came tumbling out of my screen, lit as fuck.

"Holy shit," He drew out the phrase as he steadied himself.

"Wassup, BEN," I nodded as I threw back a gulp, letting out a loud burp. Nice and manly.

"Ayy, Jeff," He smiled. "You called?"

"Bruh," I slurred out. After finishing the bottle and tossing it with the other, I held my arms out to steady my swaying body. "We gotta go out and wreak some fucking havoc." At that he grew a large, evil smile.