BTS Parent Scenarios [Hiatus]

You Know He's Upset When...

Jin:

He starts baking 3 sheet cakes and writes on each of them 'Sad, Angry, Man-Period' (one on each cake) and eats whatever one he feels

Yoongi:

He'll be isolated in his studio for hours and you'll sometimes hear him crying, but when he finally comes out, all he wants to do is eat ice cream on the couch with you while watching movies

Hoseok:

He'll be constantly sighing and his mouth will become a triangle and he'll be extremely clumsy

Namjoon:

His destruction level will go from 100 to infinity. You know from experience. He touched a vase trying to put new water in it and it broke instantly. 

Jimin:

He'll sit in front of the TV all day watching Attack On Titan, then crying watching Freckled Jesus die. Then beg you to watch it with him so he has a crying buddy

Taehyung:

He'll sit in front of the dreamcatcher he gave you from your great grandmother and pray to her then go pray to the Alien God of Destruction Quim Ramzoon

Jungkook:

He'll start eating your fucking Honey Nut Medley Crunch Cheerios and watch 'The Office" (Like my brother right now. Bitch. (Next time you fuckin' put your hands on me Imma fuckin' rip your face off, Bitch))