1.Knock Knock! Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!
2.Knock Knock! Who's there?
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.
3.Knock, Knock! Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
4.Knock, knock! Who's there?
Etch
Etch who?
Bless you!
5.Knock, knock! Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Gosh, don't cry it's just a knock knock joke.
6.Knock, knock! Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out
7.Knock, knock! Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
8.Knock, Knock! Who's there?
I have toop
I have toop who?
You have to POO? Well, go to the bathroom, then!
9.Knock knock! Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
10.Knock knock! Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
11.Knock, knock! Who's there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone wanna let me in?
12.Knock Knock! Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets if you can't find your keys.
13.Knock Knock! Who's there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret
14.Knock, knock! Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O
15.Knock Knock! Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
16. knock knock
who's there?
daisy
daisy who?
DAISY ME ROLLIN'
THEY HATIN'
YOU ARE READING
lol stuff
HumorTrust me this book will make you lol feh real! (all details of this book is from online unless otherwise stated)
