lol stuff

yo MamA

1.
Yo mama so hairy, when she shaves her legs, she's able to supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.

2.
yo mama breath so stink

she dont need garlic around her neck to keep the vampires away.

3.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got busted at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.

4.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went swimming, she got harpooned.

5.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

6.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

7.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

8.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

9.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

10.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

11.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stomach gets home 30 minutes before she does.

12.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she needs license plates for her shoes.

13.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, when she leans against a wall, she looks like a crack.

14.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she trims her nose hair with a weed whacker.

15.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't even float in space.



16.yo mama teeth crack so big, she flosses with a pole



17.Yo' Mama is so fat, the tag on her dress reads, "Made in Hungary, Turkey, China, U.S.A., Algeria, Japan, and Indonesia."




18.Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.



19.Yo' Mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."



20. Yo' Mama is so fat, when fighter pilots see her, they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."




21.Yo' Mama is so fat, she doesn't need the Internet -- she's already worldwide.




22. Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.



23.Yo' Mama is so fat, when she bent over, a couch and three chairs came out.



24. Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.