(2019 OLD) clownery; incorrect seventeen

seventeen as things my friends and i have said

seungcheol: why does everyone call me daddy? i have no kids?

jeonghan: u have terrible taste in couches

jisoo: the ukulele is superior, you're just uncultured

junhui: i'm not gay! i have a boyfriend but iM NOT GAY

soonyoung: i'm not dumb, i'm selectively intelligent.

wonwoo: ms__ doesn't like me because she knows im smarter than she is

jihoon: why did i take music? i swear i hate myself

myungho: i will curse you in chinese but you'll never see it comingm

ingyu: long legs daisy dukes makes a man go NOOT NOOT

seokmin: oh look its me (pointing at the sun)

seungkwan: (in the middle of the cafeteria) dAadddDDYyYy

hansol: i want my music so loud it blows my eardrums

chan: i could crush you at salsa dancing