(2019 OLD) clownery; incorrect seventeen

svt as things my brother has said to me

seventeen as things my brother has said to me (inspired by @/alyyxv on tumblr )

Seungcheol: I can't have a baby, I am a baby

Jeonghan: (after being told "I love you") yeah, if I was you I'd love me too.

Joshua: where the FUCK did you put the bibles

Junhui: someone killed my roblox cat and I suddenly feel ready to commit a murder

Soonyoung: the fact that we don't have just dance is what's holding me back from reaching full potential.

Wonwoo: I eat sleep and breathe romeo + juliet 1996

Jihoon: I'd hit you with my guitar but that would be bad for the guitar.

Minghao: China seems lit until you hear what they say about peppa pig

Mingyu: (looking in the mirror) damn, no wonder I'm engaged.

Seokmin: I wish I was a medivel prince, at least then people would know my value

Seungkwan: I am an ass guy myself, like damn, look at it.

Vernon: I wasn't allowed to vape and so I moved out.

Chan: I'm a second generation ninja and pitbull is my uncle