I had just finished getting ready when I heard the doorbell. Must be Kate I thought, right on time. I ran down the stairs and opened the door. "Ciao.... Mia a mica!!! Come va?" I beamed. Kate just grinned.
"Muy bien, gracias." She replied walking inside.
"You do know I was speaking Italian, right?" I asked her as we walked into the living room.
"Of course, but I don't know Italian so Spanish is the closest thing your going to get, or German. What ever floats your boat."
I just laughed at her response.
You see Kate was those types of friends where you can just randomly start texting or talking to her in a different language and won't think your crazy. She'll think your weird but will just start using a translator. We then started excitedly chatting about the concert, and how she came up with a perfect and detailed plan on how to get Gianluca alone so I could sing to him. "So first I will disguise myself as their assistant, and tell the other girls before they go inside that they could catch the guys at the Humphreys restaurant across the street. That would give you about 10 minutes, enough time to serenade him, fall in love with you, and take a selfie." I just stared at her in disbelief for a few seconds. "Don't you think its a little mean to send them across the street with false information? Also it won't happen just like that... And why a selfie?"
"Its not mean technically if one of the guys is over there. Oh, you'll have like 3minutes left so enough time to whip out your phone, take a picture making out with him and run. Run as fast as your little teenage legs can carry you..."
"The crud Kate, I'm not going to do that. I'll loose any slim chance I would of getting him to like me if I do that." I said surprised.
"Oh... I thought that's what most fan girls did... Well then you have extra time then." She said checking her phone. She then made a disgusted look on her face. "You won't believe who's coming to the concert and has made a vendetta against you on twitter." I looked over at her confused. A vendetta? "What are you talking about?" At that very moment my phone starts ringing. I picked it up and my jaw dropped. "Its your favorite beoch, Alyssa." Kate said looking over my shoulder. She had texted me: I hope u and kit kat are having fun getting ready for today... Because it will b great seeing you the 2 of u losers there while I steal GG away from u zeni. Don't think I didn't know your plans about singing him one of your retarded little granny songs. I also have a little song to sing him and this one he will actually know who it is without looking it up in a history book. U shouldn't even bother coming, u will just humiliate yourself sweetie... Byeee!
"That bit-!" I cut off Kate,
"Watch your language Kate! She's not worth it... She is just bluffing. She's just all talk remember?" I said confidently
Kate sighed and took my phone.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting here, what do you think I'm doing?" She replied dryly. Her thumbs were moving really fast and the buttons on my phone made various clicking sounds.
"What are you telling her?" I asked
"To stop calling me kit kat, and that she could go to France and jump of the Eiffel tower for all we care. That I'll do everything in my power to get you to sing to Gianluca first, before she traumatizes the poor dude with her whale mating calls she calls singing."
"Cool. Also defend Gigliola Cinquetti for me... She's awesome, a lot better and has more class then Miley Cyrus... There's something wrong with that cookie..." I replied smoothly.
"Yup!... I also called her some bad things in Italian, and German for you too. Let's see how she likes that!" Kate said excitedly pressing the send button.
" beba! You guys already have to go or you're going to be late!" My mom cried from upstairs.
Kate and I shared a mutual "oh crap!" And ran out the door.
The only down side was while we were texting Alyssa, Lucca my pet ferret had escaped his cage yet again and snuck into Kate's tote bag, and was currently riding along to the concert with us.
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The most horrible day that ended not so horrible. (Il Volo fan fiction)
FanfictionShena is going to an Il Volo concert with her best friend Kate, with the plan to get Gianluca alone so she could sing him a song. in hopes to get him to like her, but her arch nemesis has the same plans and will do anything In her power to humiliate...
