#TeamGale Swag

#TeamEdwardCullen

"PEETA WHAT DA HELL" I screamed."WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU STALKING ME!!!"
" im SO sorry," peeta pleaded. "PLZ forgive me it's not what you think it is".
" it's exactly what I think it is Peeta, you've been stalking me and trying to learn the secrets of my swag. But your not gonna get them, because there are no secrets, swag peeps don't have secrets".
" gale I know, I'm sorry but everything has changed now. Everything we thought we know isn't true, there's more to this wo-"
"OMFG PEETA YOU ACT LIKE I EVEN CARE!!!" I screamed, I had really lost it.
"Hey gale how's life-wait why is peeta here and why is he covered in mud." Said Katniss as she jogged into the clearing.
"Peeta wants to know my secrets" I spat.
" ok fine I, admit that, but-"
"OMG what!" Katniss gasped."peeta you gotta STAHP being so creepy. You know you have an anti Peeta club? Well you do, also their modo is gayniss is life, gayniss is love,(thats gale x katniss). I know that sounds kinda lame but at least their ship name is better than yours, srsly peeta, your ship is peen-"
"What's up fella's" greeted Edward Cullen* in his alluring voice as he walked into the clearing.
Everyone fell silent, as the godly vampire smiled at us. Edward was standing right in front of me, I thought numbly, Edward.....Cullen.....right....there...wtf..I was the first one to speak, "how is this possible, ur not real, your fictional, I shouldn't even know that you exis-".
"Don't worry about it," Edward said. his voice sent my thoughts scattering everywhere. "as your frienemy was about to explain- this world is changing. It is no longer a world. We can reach out further than ever before, find reaches where there are none. Basically I was too swag for just one book, so i have adapted to find ways to to go beyond just one story, and visit other realities, like yours"
I stared for a moment then turned to Peeta, "how did you find out about this" I asked him. Peeta blinked a couple of times and reluctantly turned away from Edward.
" It all started when I wanted to steal your swag." Explained Peeta."I was becoming progressively better at being shneaky, and I decided to follow you into the forest. Once you were done hunting you went back to 12, I tried to follow you but I got lost. I wondered in the forest for hours, it all looked the Same to me. It was already dark when I saw it. It was a giant wolf, russet brown colour, it watched me with intelligent eyes as I scream and ran like a little girl. I fell over in the mud, and then this dark creature rushed towards me and I fainted". There looked like there was more he wanted to say but he stood there staring at his feet.
"What the hell peeta" I said
Katniss was still staring at Edward unaware of our conversation.
"Dammit. Jacobs found out how change realities, my swag must be overloading my dimension, opening holes up in the rift" Edward murmured. We all went silent waiting for an answer. " I must go back"Edward announced." Before this problem becomes to Srs. He looked at PEETA as if this was directed at him. If these rift's are not fixed, the vampires from my reality will come and try to eat you guise. I must go"
" WAIT " I said.
Edward raised an eyebrow.
" is it possible for us to switch realities too?"
" yes, only the coolest and most pure hearted can travel through realities. Gale, you are both of these. Use the swag gale, use the swag......."

And then he disappeared

-shellfish out 🐚
PSS: jacob black sucks
PSSS: weasly is our king