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We were driving along, me, Debra, Karen, Michel, and Joe. It was raining out and cold as-

"OMG" Debra suddenly said. "Did you guys just see that?"

"See what?" Joe asked trying to sound annoyed.

None of us paid much mind to Debra, except Joe. Joe had a crush on Debra and paid a LOT of attention to her despite her having a boyfriend. it was getting a bit tiresome. 

"That house back there!" Debra replied. "It looked so old!"

I looked out my window trying to spot the house. sure enough it was there, old, tall and spooky. I smiled. Now things were getting a little more interesting!

"Maybe its haunted!" I said mischievously. "We should turn around and go see it!"

Joe rolled his eyes "I'm not turning this car around to look at a house." he said.

"Come on! it mite be fun~~!"

"Yea Joe!" Debra said. "It mite be fun!"

"Well..." Joe said face a bit pink. "If its only for a little while."

Joe turned the car around and we made are way to the old house. Was this a stupid idea? yes. Were we probably just gonna see someones house? yes. but in conclusion, I like annoying Joe. So this is 110% worth it.

Joe parked the car on the curb beside the old broken down house. Karen took her earbuds out and frowned.

"What are we doing here?" She asked. "were gonna be late if we don't hurry up."

"Don't be such a downer Karen." I said. "This is for the sake of adventure!"

Karen sighed. We all got out the car and made are way up the path to the old house. Karen was muttering something about "You guys are gonna make us late." and had a almost pouty look on her face. We walked up the front steps. Karen started to look a little afraid. I smiled deviously and slung my arm around her.

"Why don't you knock on the door Karen." I said teasingly.

She tried to cover up her fear and simply pushed me away from her and stood a little straighter

"Why don't YOU knock on the door." She said.

"Fine by me." I said shrugging

I went over and gave the door a knock. The door collapsed. We all stared at the door that was now on the floor for a second. I put my foot on the door and then walked in. The floor didn't collapse! I walked farther into the house. At this point I was expecting a ghost to come and be all like "BOOOO" but nope. It was just a very unkempt house... which men't... We were trespassing!!! Yay us! We all started to explore the house hold and Karen started looking more and more uneasy.

"M-maybe we should go." she said.

"Nah girl!" Debra said. "This is awesome!"

"Yea Karen," I said "This place is awesome."

"Its not safe here!" Karen replied.

"Look Karen. We all know its not safe her. and we are all probably gonna die, but hey! curiosity killed the cat didn't it (I love cats)? so quite your worrying and come explore!"

"Wait, were gonna die?!?!" Debra asked sounding a little fearful.

I face palmed.

"Yes Debra. This is a haunted  house." I replied.

Debra turned pale. "W-we need to get out of her then!"

I sighed. I had watched enough horror movies to know that we weren't leaving that easily. So like anybody would do I held up three fingers and started counting down to are demise. "3" "2" "1" All of a sudden the ground cracked and we fell threw. As we were falling I smiled proudly to myself as we fell to are doom. 

We hit the floor. I blacked out of course, but I woke up on the floor! so i'm just gonna assume we hit the floor and blacked out. By the time I woke up Karen was already having a mental break down and Debra and Michel hadn't even woken up yet! I looked over at Karen and opened my mouth to say something snarky. I then closed my mouth and frowned. It was probably better not to say anything at this point... I looked around where we had fallen. There was alot of dust, and wood covered the floor. But other then that it wasn't so bad. I spider landed on me. I screamed and ran around in circles screaming. Which happened to be the first thing Debra and Michel heard when they woke up! I got the spider off me and now every ones eyes where on me. I cleared my throat.

"Pleasant day were having." I said politely. 

Michel began looking around and Debra started talking like crazy. I smiled and watched all the drama unfold. Joe was tired of all this and went to take over. Before he could I placed my hand on his shoulder.

"Let me have this." I pleaded. "This is more irl drama then i've seen in my life!"

Joe rolled his eyes and gave me 30 seconds of drama before stepping in.

"Calm down everyone." He said. "We need to stay calm."

I glared at Joe. He should have giving me at least five minutes of drama. Wait a second. I smiled deviously. The drama didn't have to stop! I could make it go on!!

"Joe, Joe, Joe," I said in a, tisk, tisk, way. "We should not be staying calm right now! thats not healthy. We just need to let it allll seep out." 

Now it was Joe's turn to glare at me. I smiled at him sweetly. Oh Joe my boy! I will get my drama back~!

"You see i've seen a lot of horror movies!" I said making sure I had every ones full attention. "And I am sorry to say... That this is the part where everything goes completely wrong."

I tried to fight back a smile. This was gonna be fun! Its not like these idiots would ever suspect anything!~