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PSA

@ you stupid twelve year olds writing about pregnancy (usually teen pregnancy)

in the earlier stages of pregnancy the ultrasounds are internal, NOT external, seeing as there are organs in front of the uterus, making it so the signals don't make it to the womb

You cannot find out you're pregnant within two weeks of fertilization! That's why plan b and the morning after pills exist! And the sperm doesn't always make it to the egg during or right after sex! So no, you can't know you're pregnant the morning after sex!

You don't get morning sickness immediately after fertilization! You exhibit symptoms after your body starts to adjust to the clump of cells developing in the womb, which is usually 5-7 weeks after the egg is fertilized!

MISCARRIAGES ARE MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK! Almost 40% of pregnancies (on average) end in a miscarriage and some are cause by the body's immune system attacking the cells of the fetus during earlier stages of development.

PREGNANCY IS LESS LIKELY THAN YOU THINK! Having sex doesn't automatically mean 'baby' the sperm has to make it to the egg and the fertilize it, and trust me, that's pretty difficult for those little swimmers!

STOP BEING UNREALISTIC

That's all, thanks for coming to my tedx talk

This has been Weird Education™ with Minoru 😎

side note- don't question how I came about this knowledge, just know I intend to use it for good (keep in mind, I'm gay)