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That Thing That I Teased

Keep in mind this actually happened to us (☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞

Disaster Days: The Date

Minoru sighed to himself as he brushed off his t-shirt and opened button-up. They were just going to the movies- Yuga had suggested it at lunch, the blonde wanted to see some stupid romance- but Minoru was anxious. He really liked Yuga, and he wanted to impress him, while still being himself. He stepped out of his dorm room and walked to the blonde’s door. He knocked and heard a gasp, “oH!’ A familiar voice. After some shuffling the door swung open. Yuga stood there in all his gay glory. Behind him, Mino noticed, was another blonde, a student from a different class: Neito. The boy smiled and waved, so Minoru, of course, waved back.

Minoru could tell Neito had helped Yuga get ready or something because the blonde he was about to leave with was wearing a soft blue sundress with a cropped black jacket over it. He mentally cringed, he knew someone would have the audacity to comment on his date’s attire and he knew damn well he’d throw hands over it. He smiled at Yuga, “You look stunning, as always- that blue definitely suits you.” He could swear there was a blush across Yuga’s face as he responded, “Oh, well- Thanks, You look quite nice too.”

Mino hid his blush as he nodded, “Uh- thanks. We should get going, right?” Yuga nodded and closed his dorm’s door, shooting a glare at the chuckling Neito left on the bed. The pair walked down the hall in silence before Yuga mumbled something, “You know, you’re not as annoying as you’re clearly trying to be.” Minoru's eyes widen on instinct, had he seen right through that the entire time? Minoru shrugged, “ I think I’m annoying, either way. Je ne suis qu’un enfant.(1)” He shrugged, “Peut-être c’est une bonne chose? (2)”

Minoru scoffed, “S’il vous plaît, expliquez! (3)” He mumbled sarcastically. Yuga huffed, softly shoving Minoru as they left the building, “J’ai vu à quoi tu ressembles vraiment, petits regards, tu es gentil et sincère, tu as cette émerveillement enfantine à ton sujet, c’est une bonne chose pour moi. (4)” Minoru was blushing again, “Really?” Yuga simply nodded, "You're beautiful." Minoru laughed at the reference, it was perfect, right down to his tone, but he still knew the blonde meant it.

They had only made it downtown when it began, some American boys were walking by and one whistled, "Hey baby~ You looking awfully cute, why not dump the zero for this hero?" He gestured to himself and his friends snickered. Yuga scoffed, "Ew." The bleach blonde fuck boy spoke again, "Hey, I'm talking to you, why you got such shit taste in men? You could be mine baby boy-!" Yuga rolled his eyes in disgust. Minoru huffed, waltzing over to the group of pricks, "Hey, how about you fuck off? My boyfriend and I are trying to have a nice afternoon together and you're ruining it, now leave him alone before I kick your ass."

They shared looks and scoffed, "Really? What are you gonna do?" A tanned boy started, "Stomp on my feet with your little baby vans?" Minoru laughs, "Don't be stupid," A ginger boy in the group growled at that, "I'll fucking stick to those windows by your off brand Yeezys." They tried to sell like they weren't scared as the five of them walked off, Yuga laughing his butt off. Yuga grabbed the shorter teen's hand and dragged him to the cinema. The movie was boring, so Minoru watched Yuga, who was absolutely enthralled by the movie, gay stereotypes and all.

After, while they were walking out, they had a run-in with a maybe 32 year old man, who got very angry when he saw that he wasn't bumped into by a tall blonde girl and her weirdly short boyfriend. "You look absolutely disgusting you fucking f-----!" He was screaming horrible things at the both of them, which made Yuga visibly uncomfortable, and Minoru was very angry. He took a ball of his 'hair' and chucked it at the asshole. The ball lodged itself in his mouth and he stopped screaming, instead coughing violently to dislodge to sticky sphere.

Minoru stomped towards him– which wasn't very menacing, he's only 3'9– and screamed at the guy, "What the fuck is wrong with you? First, you've got your head so far up your ass that you run into us on this completely empty street, then you verbally attack my boyfriend just because he can rock a dress better than your bitch ass wife ever could? That's fucking low, I guess I'll see you in hell, you piece of shit." He kicked the man in his shins and walked back to Yuga who no longer looked uncomfortable.

Once they finally got back to the dorms, they made smoothies together in the kitchen. With their homemade pinkberry smoothies, they hurried to Minoru's dorm and talked. "So~ Minoru, you called me your boyfriend, twice. Is there something you want to tell me?" He laughed softly, already knowing the answer from Mino's obvious blush. "Uh- well, I uh- yeah…." He took a deep breath to calm his nerves and simply said it, "Je t’aime bien, depuis un moment. J’aime absolument tout chez toi, la façon dont tes cheveux tombent après l’entraînement; l’étincelle dans tes yeux tous les matins. Yuga, veux-tu être mon petit ami?"

He smiled, and it was genuine, like the one Mino had seen only a few times before. "Oui, oui! Je t'aime mon cœur! (5)" Minoru let out a soft chuckle and threw himself into his boyfriend's arms, today felt like a fairy tale.

1- I’m just a child.
2- Maybe that’s a good thing?
3- Please, Explain!
4- I've seen what you're really like, little glances and peeks, you're sweet and genuine, you have this child-like wonder about you, that's a good thing to me.
5- Yes, yes! I love you, sweetheart!