“ it is i - zeke jaeger - ” he trails off as he tears the script the admin gave him, throwing the pieces of paper across the stage. “ why is this scripted?”
the admin, holding up a camera, replies in a small voice, “ but i wanted to make sure you follow - ”
the admin went silent as he glared at her. stomping, he grit his teeth and sat on the wooden floor, and obviously, he was polishing the floor with his ass.
stan his hairy ass for a squeaky clean floor. heck yeah.
#vote kabu for president 2k35.
“ so basically, i hate myself. ”
“ fuck off, zeke, we know that. this book is supposed to be where your modern profile is ! ” the admin scolds him.
this made him irritated so he put pulls up a projector, wherein he has a PowerPoint ready. his slender fingers on the clicker or whatsomeshitthing - he begins -
“ greetings, everyone. it is i, zeke jaeger, firstborn of the jaeger household, elder brother to eren jaeger. ”
an image of he and eren flashes on the screen -
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“ he's my lil brother, so if you mess with him, break his heart, i will skull fuck you with a ruler, gouge out your eyes and stick in a dart in your eye socket. ”
another click was heard as he flashes another slide.
“ and i love playing baseball and i have to say, i am pretty good at it. ”
he frowns as he heard the admin slurring a loud booorrrrring !
furiously, he clicks repeatedly on his remote, skipping multiple slides , going to a section called -
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“ so uh - eren likes to share my bathroom but he pees on the shower and leaves yelllow stains and who knows if the "conditioner" on my shower floor was actually shampoo? ”
he laughs a bit, shaking his head.
“ such a dumb brother, but i love him. ”
he then erased his smile, replaced with a stern exterior.
“ i know i am calloused from the outside when you meet me and i can be a huge asshole - but you know what- ”
he stopped, his voice gentle and brittle.
“ i still don't give a shit about you. ”
he raises his middle finger.
“ if you wanna know me - try me, bitch. ”
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