Peterick Oneshots

Incorrect Fall Out Boy

Patrick entered the tour bus, wheezing slightly from running and his asthma, he was laughing once he looked at Pete "what's so funny stump" Pete looks up "where's vegan and fro" Patrick plops down beside Pete "vegan is asleep and fro is......actually I don't know where he is the last time he spoke to me was when he was going to change his pants" Pete places down his phone "oh well I'm gonna look back there and see where he went" Patrick stands up and walks back to the bunks, he began to laugh at the sight "hey Pete come here" Patrick calls "no Patrick help me" Joe pouts, Pete stands beside Patrick "Joe...those are my pants" Pete blinks "I'm aware of that now, so please help me out of these pants" Joe huffs "why'd you put on my skinny jeans anyway" Pete walks over to Joe looking down at him "I thought they were mine" Joe looks down at the floor, Patrick shakes his head at Joe "this is why we keep our clothes with our stuff and not all in the floor" Patrick puts his hands on his hips "oh god we already have mother Hurley now we have mother stump" Joe wails.

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"How many Fall Out Boy members does it take to change a light bulb" Patrick walks through the door connecting his and Pete's hotel room to Andy and Joe's  "Patrick what the hell" Andy looks over "no seriously how many of us takes to change a light bulb" Patrick asks wide eyed "one as long as it's not pete" Joe sits up, the covers falling down "Hey! I can change a light bulb" Pete walks into the room with his arms crossed "oh really then why couldn't you change the light bulb in our hotel room huh pete" Patrick turns to Pete who was pouting "fine I can't change a light bulb" he leans foward resting his forehead against Patrick's shoulder "why were you changing the light bulb and not the people who work here" Andy asks "Pete wanted to do it so he went to the desk and asked for a light bulb and he got one and tried to change the light bulb" Patrick giggles "what light bulb needed to be changed" Joe asks "go ahead and tell them Pete what light bulb did you attempt to change" Patrick nudges his shoulder making Pete lift his head, Pete mumbles under his breath "they can't hear you Pete" Patrick snickers "the lamp" Pete sighs defeated "how the hell" Joe laughs "its more difficult than it seems" Pete storms out slamming the door behind him, Patrick shakes his head opening the door following Pete. Andy and Joe look at each other, Andy just shrugs "it's Pete what do you expect"

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Pete walks into the bathroom,, he looked at himself in the mirror his eyeliner was all messed up and down his cheeks,, Patrick enters the bathroom "pete..." he spoke quietly,, "yes" Pete sniffles "Why are you wearing eyeliner" Patrick asks,, Pete begins to sob "it's raining.....n-northern downpour....Ryan why did you leave" Pete wails,, Patrick wipes away the ruined eyeliner from Pete's face and eyes shaking his head

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