Peterick Oneshots

high heels

I gotta do it I'm sorry.
Also this is short but I thought it was funny.

Patrick was sitting on the couch drinking water, he was waiting on Pete to get ready so they could go out.
Patrick sighed "pete" he called out "Andy and Joe are waiting for us" Patrick sat up, "I'm coming" Pete called out, the bedroom door opening, a clunking sound could he heard on the wood floor, Patrick had taken another sip of water right when he looked at Pete, he spit out his water choking on it, "what the fuck" he snorted "what" Pete put his hands on his hips looking down at himself, Patrick's mouth hung open, Pete was wearing high heels, a pink shirt, and a black short sleeve shirt "you look like a slut" Patrick stood up "thank you because I am one" Pete walked off swaying his hips, "wait" Patrick stood there for a moment, "PETE WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBS" Patrick's eyes widen.

I thought this was funny don't judge me