Chapter nine

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LAUREN STEPPED OUT OF THE HOUSE, AND FELL OF THE EARTH, FELL INTO A RING FIRE, SHE WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN, INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE, AND THEN LANDED IN A GOLDEN TRASH CAN ENCRUSTED WITH JEWELS. SHE WAS NATURALLY CONFUSED TO THE MAX. SHE LOOKED AROUND TO SEE SHE WAS IN A PRISON CELL THAT FOR SOME REASON HAD A FANCY TRASH CAN IN THE MIDDLE. 'AHAHA YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP, LAUREN.' SAID AN OMINOUS VOICE. LAUREN DEMANDED TO KNOW WHO WAS TALKING TO HER. 'I AM THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING, ALL POWERFUL 20%DORKUS!' SAID 20%DORKUS. END OF CHAPTER 9

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That's right everybody, it's 20%Dorkus! I wonder what the other 80% is...? Maybe you'll get to find out, or maybe we'll just forget about it. The latter is more probable though.

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