The Misadventures Of Alastor M And Angel Dust (RadioDust)

❤️Asking Out❤️

"Hello, Angel. My, what lovely outfit you're wearing, I say, where did you get that? It's simply stunning," Alastor says, trying so hard not to slip and say something stupid. But unbeknownst to him, he already did.

"Uh... Al? These are the same clothes I wear everyday," Angel deadpans and pokes his boyfriend. "You high on meth? What's gotten into you?"

"Nothing, I just remembered I have to pick up my dry cleaning," Alastor says in a rush, running out of words to say, and dashes off to God-knows-where.

"Huh..." Angel lets out in wonder.

Charlie, who has witnessed the exchange, slides next to him. "Huh... If I didn't know any better, I'd say he was trying to ask you out."

Angel looks at her like she's grown ten heads. "What? Like, on a date?"

"Well, yeah," she replies innocently.

"We're talking about Alastor here, Charles. That's the bullshittiest bullshit I've heard all day," he says and walks off, mulling over her words while Charlie follows him with her eyes, which then lands on you.

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"Oh Angel?"

Angel screams and jumps, startled from his grooming routine.

"Alastor, don't ever fucking do that!"

"Oh, did I scare you? My apologies, I do get that a lot... Though I'm not sure why," Alastor gets into deep thinking.

Angel takes the time to give him the 'seriously' look and says, "gee, I dunno Al. Anyway, you need somethin'?"

"Oh, right. I'd just like to ask you if you'd care for a dad j-"

"No," Angel just butts in.

"Oh. How about a knock knoc-"

"No. No jokes from you," Angel sidles up next to Al and caresses his cheek with a hand. "I love you, baby, but your jokes are shit."

"Well, thank you," Alastor says sarcastically.

"Eyyy, he's got actual jokes," Angel pokes fun and gets back to his routine.

Alastor doesn't want to give up though. He gets behind Angel and plops his chin on his head.

"What now, Al?"

"If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together," he says with a wavering grin that goes unnoticed by Angel.

The latter blinks to see if he's dreaming and rubs his eyes for good measure. "Holy shit, are you flirting with me?"

"It depends on how you look at it," Alastor says to try and save himself.

"Oh my God, you are!"

"I don't see what the big deal is, really."

"Holy shit is it the end of the world," Angel pulls on his hair for effect, nevermind ruining it.

"It will if you don't start taking me seriously," Alastor says a little aggravated now.

"Oh, sorry, it's just... You've never flirted... Well, except for that poor excuse of a flirting you gave me back then," Angel shivers, in a bad way, referring to the old times when Alastor wasn't interested at all. (The streams for those of you who watch)

Alastor just laughs, remembering fond times. "Oh memories! I miss genuinely doing that."

"I have mixed feelings bout that," Angel then remembers what Charlie told him earlier, which prompted him to ask, "are you trying to ask me out?"

"No... Yes... Maybe... I don't know," Alastor stutters and gets shivers up his spine, and he doesn't like it.

"Oh my God," Angel says unconsciously and slaps himself, "am I dreaming?" Slaps himself one more time. "Am I dreaming, Alastor?"

"No."

"Oh my God I'm dreaming," Angel just keeps slapping himself to prove he's in reality, meanwhile, Alastor is getting a bit impatient.

"Alright then, if you don't have an answer, I'll just be going," he says and starts to walk off but then his boyfriend blocks him.

"You didn't even ask a question, you hack," Angel pouts.

Alastor thinks back. "Oh, I guess I didn't. So sorry."

"It's alright. I'd be happy to,"-touches Alastor's chest as he lowers his voice-"go on a date with you." Finishing off with a lip bite.

"Yes, well, how lovely, but I can't shake the feeling that you're implying a hanky panky rather than a date," Alastor can't help but say with squinted eyes.

"Hey, gimme one or the other, I aint complainin'," Angel puts on that smug look, much to Al's chagrin.

"Quiet you," Al gives him a firm hit on the head with his mic.

"Ow!"

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"Oh, you guys are going out? Together?" Charlie can't help but ask the two demons about to leave the hotel.

"Why, yes, dear Charlie. I hope it's not a bother," Alastor says, Angel's arm looped around his.

"No, nope, not at all, go have some fun," Charlie grins.

"Okay, bye bitch," Angel says as he leads the both of them to a nearby Dairy Queen.

Charlie smiles and sighs. She suddenly notices you looking at the scene like a creep.

She gives you the wiggly eyebrows, saying "told you so," and she skips off.