The Misadventures Of Alastor M And Angel Dust (RadioDust)

You Kids And Your Millenial Doohickeys

"Hey, Al?" Angel inquires, sauntering beside said deer boi, who looks up from reading his daily newspaper.

"Yes, Angel?"

"I just have to ask... We died like around the same time, yeah?"

"You're correct. Will that be all?"

"I was getting there, toots. Anyway, why don't you know about all this technology junk? I mean, the gap between our deaths is only like ten years or somethin'."

"Why, whatever do you mean? I'm quite knowledgeable in today's modern world," Alastor replies defiantly, summoning his staff for comfort.

"You literally call TV a picture show." Angel deadpans.

"Well, isn't it? It's a show, but with a series of pictures!" Alastor states proudly.

"Now I can see where your dad jokes come from," Angel ponders, then stifles a laugh as an idea pops in his head.

He goes to his room to retrieve a couple of things: a speaker and a phone. He then goes back to sit next to Alastor, catching the latter's attention and successfully makes him put down the newspaper.

"Hey, Al, what's this?" He holds up his speaker.

Alastor examines it. "That's a flat iron."

Angel laughs and wheezes, to which Alastor raised an eyebrow to.

"Okay, okay, what about this?"

Now wary of Angel's reaction, he looks at it and examines it extra carefully.

"That's a small refrigerator."

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!" Angel just completely loses it and almost throws his phone.

"What's goin' on here?" Husk walks in and is intrigued at the sight before him.

"How nice of you to ask, Husk my boy, but I, myself, don't know. Why, I was just telling our dear friend Angel here that what this is," - he holds up the phone that he magically snatched from the spider - "is a mini refrigerator."

"What the fuck?" Husk starts laughing too, understanding why Angel is being crazier than usual.

"Why are you two laughing? Was it something I said? Was it the fridge?" Alastor decides he's craving a snack, so he makes an attempt to 'open the phone.' "Funny, it doesn't seem to want to open."

Angel and Husk laugh even harder, now leaning on each other for support. Alastor ignores them at this point and examines the thing more closely and concludes:

"I think we might need an appliance repairman."

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Charlie is just walking by, when all of a sudden, she hears a commotion coming from the lobby. She goes over and sees a bunch of demons gathering around a certain strawberry pimp. Curious, she walks over.

"Oooh, oooh, what's this?" asks Cherri while holding up a headphone.

"Earmuffs, obviously," Alastor replies, which results in a round of laughter and giggles, Charlie included.

She goes to Vaggie, who is in the circle, and asks her what's up. Going back to Alastor, he's had enough of all the laughing. Don't get him wrong, laughing is his cup of tea, but it's if the laughter is directed at him that insults him the most.

"Hey, Alastor, what's this?" Niffty holds up a VR headset.

Steam comes out of his ears - if he even has 'em - and he roars in anger, crushing Angel's phone in the process, which was in his hand the whole time. Angel sees this and drops to his knees in tears.

"NOOOOO!!" he shouts.

"I will eat you all!!"

Instead of being petrified, the demons surrounding him just runs off laughing, except for Angel, who's sobbing on the floor.

"How am I gonna jack off now?!" he wails in despair as Alastor chases the demons off.

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Shoutout to -_-daddy_longlegs-_- for letting me use his idea of Alastor calling the phone a fridge😂 thanks man!