"Are you seriously listening to Sucker For Pain, a suicide squad song for dc, while writing a Marvel fanfi-"
"YES YOU BI-"
"YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER"
"IM THE OWNER OF THIS CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER YOU D"
-x-
"Ok what the.. is that me?" Scott asked hopefully so he could show his badassness (cough falcon incident cough)
"Yes" Hank replied, done with everything
[Scott shows up at his daughter's birthday party]
Cassie Lang: Daddy!
[she rushes towards Scott, he catches Cassie in his arms and embraces her]
Scott Lang: Peanut! Oh! Happy birthday! I'm so sorry I'm late, I didn't know what time your party started
"Woahhh"
Cassie Lang: It was on the invitation
"Excusesss"
[Scott's ex-wife's fiancé Paxton interrupts them]
Paxton: He didn't get an invitation! But he came anyway.
Scott Lang: Well, I'm not going to miss my little girl's birthday party.
"Scott is good dad," Clint said with dad experience, "weird other 2 guys bad parent"
"Excuse me?"
"Nah, they just hate me because Paxton is a police officer" Scott replied, ignoring Paxtons protests
Cassie Lang: I'm gonna go tell mommy you're here.
"OH SH-"
"BANNED"
Scott Lang: Oh, you don't...
[Cassie turns and runs off]
Paxton: What are you doing here, Lang? You haven't paid a dime in child support. You know, right now if I wanted to, I could arrest you.
"Isn't that abusing his power?" Quill asked, still not understanding too much about humans on earth (or terra, as the GOTG call it).
"Like Malfoy..." Fishtick muttered
Scott Lang: It's good to see you too, Paxton.
"THE SARCASM LEVEL..." Shuri screamed, "IT'S OVER 9000"
The teens (which included loki) brofisted Shuri
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[Cassie comes back]
Cassie Lang: Mommy's so happy you're here, she choked on her drink.
"Innocent child" Peter cried
"Hi..?" Cassie said while she was spawned next to Scott
"LITTLE BABU" Peter screamed
"WE MUST PROTECT CHILD AT ALL COSTS" Harley hollered at the teens
"Im a teen.."
"PROTECT THE SMOL BEAN" Ned screamed at the top of his lungs
"BABU PROTECTION SQUAD" Shuri yelled
"PETER PARKER PROTECTION SQUADDD" MJ hollered
"YEET" Fishtick yelled
YOU ARE READING
||DISCONTINUED|| Watching The MCU (with underrated films)
FanfictionCurrent Movie: Antman (p a u s e d) This starts with the more underrated films: GOTG vol 1 and 2, Antman, Far From Home, Homecoming, etc. But no Incredible Hulk. No. This'll update at least every Friday if I have time! Edit: paused / hiatus until so...
