||DISCONTINUED|| Watching The MCU (with underrated films)

Antman P 6

"Why are you writing this while doing stuff for a speedpaint?!"

"'Cause I got nothing else to do"

"B-"

"SHUT UP AND ENJOY YOUR UPDATE WADE"

-x-

(So im gonna skip a long damn chunk of the script because nobody cares about it, but pretend the characters already watched it.)

"Lmfao lazy ass"

"Shut up I had to write a whole damn essay off of American Shorthairs yesterday just to get a smol kitten"

"Lol"

"did you know that im actually kinda getting dragged into the hole"

"NO I DONT WANT ANYMORE BTS FANFICS-"

"MY GOD I WONT DO THAT FFS I WAS JOKING"

"No but seriously those are weird"

-x-

[after sitting outside in the van trying to figure how many days he's got left to see Cassie again, Scott returns to Luis's apartment]

"Frendos"

Luis: Hey, what's up, hotshot?[Scott doesn't reply]Dave: Maybe he didn't hear you.

"He cant hear you he has airpods" Shuri said

Luis: How was the party?

[Scott goes to the fridge, takes out a beer bottle and takes a swig from it]

Scott Lang: Tell me about that tip.

Luis: What?

Scott Lang: I want to know about that tip.

Luis: Ooh, baby, it's on!Dave: Hot dog!Luis: It's so on right now!

Dave: Look who grew a pair!

"What the f-"

"ba-"

"NO WADE"

Scott Lang: Calm down, alright? I just need to know where it came from, it's gotta be airtight.

Luis: Okay. I was at a wine tasting with my cousin Ernesto, which was mainly reds, and you know I don't love reds man, you know? But there was a rosé that saved the day, it was delightful. And he tells me about this girl Emily that we used to kick it with, it was actually the first pair of boobs that I ever touched.

Scott Lang: It's the wrong details. It's wrong... It has nothing to do with the story. Go!

Luis: So, uh, he tells me that she's working as a housekeeper now, right? And she's dating this dude Carlos who's a shot caller from across the bay and she tells him about the dude that she's cleaning for. Right? That he's, like, this big-shot CEO that is all retired now but he's loaded. And so, Carlos and Ernesto are on the same softball team and they get to talking, right? And here comes the good part. Carlos says: "Yo, man. This guy's got a big-ass safe just sitting in the basement, just chillin'." Of course Ernesto comes to me cause he knows I've got mad thieving skills. Of course I ask him: "Did Emily tell Carlos to tell you to get to me what kind of safe it was? And he says: "Nah, dog. All she said is that it's, like, super legit, and whatever's in it has gotta be good!

"What the f***?!"

"No damn idea"

"You mean the antman sui-" Ava asked