Im not sorry for the pic
(A/N) sorry for the large hiatus (not rlly but hey to me it is). I just got spotify after my goddamn former platform for music kept lagging. But now I can listen to CaptainSparkles and other cooler songs. I had like 116 songs on the old playlist (now it's 80)
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"You lazy ass"
*distant sobbing*
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"Ugh"
[back at Pym Technologies Cross is about to perform the shrinking experiments with a lamb]
"That's animal abuse Johny!" hollered Abe earning some eye rolls.
• Hope van Dyne: I thought we were using mice?
"NOT MICKEY!" Peter [fake] sobbed
"MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE" Shuri hummed, "come inside, kermit neck-rope time!"
"NO MICKEY"
(Actually dont)
• Darren Cross: What's the difference? Commence experiment 34C, organic atomic reduction.
• Hope van Dyne: Darren, maybe we should think...
• Darren Cross: Shrinking organic tissue is the centerpiece of this technology. I can't go to the buyers with half a breakthrough.
"Poor Mary" Korg mumbled
"Take the L" Thor shrugged
"Thor please no," Ned replied worryingly, "he's being infected!"
"By what?" Bruce asked curiously, yet knowing it was a gen-z kid thing
"THE CURSE OF THE FORTNITE ADDICTIONS" Peter shrieked
"Well, it was nice knowin ya boys." MJ shrugged
• [Cross initiates the experiment and the lamb is vaporized to goo to Hope's shock]
Harley took a deep breath
"WeLl, iT wAs nIce kNowIn' yA bOyS"
"Shut up Harley!" Tony requested, exasperated from the mega meme-energy radiating in the theater
• Darren Cross: Experiment 34C results: Negative. [to the lab tech] Sanitize the workstation, bring in subject 35C.
"OH HELL NAW" Tony screamed
"Shut up" Bucky muttered, earning a glare from the one and only Iron Dead
"BAD FISH NO" Wade screamed
"Sorry"
[back at Luis's apartment in the bathroom, Scott looks at the suit he took from the safe]
• Scott Lang: Why would you lock this up?
"Because it can shrink your thicc ass" Ava mocked
"What the hell Ava"
"dAmn bOi hE tHiCc" Shuri referenced Michael dude, earning a cute glare from Scott. Like, the opposite from Natasha, MJ or Bucky's glare. Like the Peter Parker smol-bean glare.
• [he takes out the suit and looks at the helmet]
• Scott Lang: So weird.
"Little did he know..." Loki muttered
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FanfictionCurrent Movie: Antman (p a u s e d) This starts with the more underrated films: GOTG vol 1 and 2, Antman, Far From Home, Homecoming, etc. But no Incredible Hulk. No. This'll update at least every Friday if I have time! Edit: paused / hiatus until so...
