House rules

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the house is dead silent until of course the only one who will rise is me so anyway I'll probs be ironing my shirts that I value for as long as I can before I burn or my fingers and I have to put the iron down and then depends what mood I'm I'm feeling mature I will let you sleep. THTS if u don't accidentally light everything on fire with the iron but if I'm felling devil like I might start playing really loud Italian opera to wake you all up and then Lara will scream ATFU and snore and Rachel will be the same but probs in starfish formation and awake and mad af and Ellsa will probably get up and bash me until RACEL and Lara join until I'm limbless and Eliza will be like wtf just happened then Lara's mood changes and is like let's go somewhere and Eliza starts to plot her journey to fucking china and back by bus while Rachel is burining her toast and whining aboyt her dead devices that she forgot to put on charge the night before while Lara is crying at her newly found obbssssion and appling shit tons of makeup then spamming her private accounts while Eliza is there being 100% mature and being the mum of us all while Ellsa went to watch TV but she fuckibg crashed on the couch again and then awake bc (DOG YAS) dog be like hey then she's wide awake and then starts hitting me bc that's the usual then she'll get out her breakfast and laugh bc she's eating with her fucking mouth open and then it falls on Rachel and she cries and quickly whipes it on me who's wearing the knewly ironed shirt and Lara just laughs and then when it's 5 minutes away from time to leave Rachel's there ready and so is Eliza and Ellsa there finsihing brushing her teeth while Lara and I are both using one of the two bathrooms each still having a shower even though we got in at at 10am and it's currently 1:30pm even though we still have to do our hair get dressed brush our teeths and Rachel is there's knocking on the doors HURRY THE FUCK UP IM MISSING OUT ON TW FOR THIS and Ellsas kind of bashing the door or stealing my money while Eliza's curled up on the floor almost crying because she hasn't used the toilet in so many hours and then Ellsa disciseds to leave but Eliza still hasn't gone toilet so she stays and you two go but 3pm Lara and I finish our showers and Eliza who's been crying for a few hours has her toilet break then we decided to go to Luna park without Rachel and Ellsa then when were all home Ellsas like wtf OMF no dumb ass hoe bitch motherfuckers you dumb little son of a bitches and Rachel's like c ya haters I got my easy mac and my tv is waitin on me yas and their goes Eliza and then Lara cries and we all have to go to buy Lara her FUVKING easy mac and then Laras like fuck you all this is mine and at 9pm Lara walks out of her room and makeup a down her face bc some one died in her newly found OBBESSION and she cries for two days straight and in that time you haven't seen rchel or heard of her except that time she texted you to 'YOU BITCH YOU BLEW UP THE MICROWAVE' and Eliza is actually in japan tonight after she went by row boat and Ellsas just there sitting in the sink doing her own thing and then you see the 987 second story and me too be honest I can't really tell what id be doing I can only really plot wht your all doing bc I'm to unpridictavke yep DEFENYLY