House rules

Chapter 13

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Oops sorry took for ever
It might be better to read Lara's story first only bc I didn't want to repeat what she said for everything like you know. That would just be boring af.
Oh annnnd it's not going to be exactly the same as Lara's so if I get something wrong just I'm so fucking sorry excuse me.
OH and also I'm so sorry like what Lara said my chapters dedicated just to people in house rules soz guys
Annnnnnd again uh this was written like a while ago so pls don't kill me
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The man walked in and gasps filled the room. Anal was pulled from behind the pole. Thank you Ellsa. That boy from the hospital. Act fucking natrual. Ellsa looked around as anal strut down the corridor before falling into The trash can buy accident. That didn't work. The boy didn't notice. (Thank god). The crew were all chillin at house rules waiting for all to arrive.
that party defiantly went swell. all anal remebered was it ending greatly. Especially since she didn't even remember half and that's what made it great. Anal defiantly did not forget the boys name this time, it was Dylan O'brien. She defiantly did not forget the fact the she was, not only talking to a fucking guy but going on a double date tomorrow. Anal thinks Fuck YIS and she is so pumped for tomorrow. She stands up drowsy and dizzy as you would bc that's what alcohol does to you kids.
Fuck. Anal just rose from the floor and saw the time was 3 pm. She fucking fainted and didn't wake up for 5 hours and she wasn't sure if it was because she fainted or she was just to lazy. Fuck. The slugs are all still positioned where they were last night. Ellsa, Hannah and jacqui positioned around the table like old ladies, they had the bingo set in frount obviously playing drunk bingo. Eliza and Rachel were chilling around the pole where idek what the fuck they were GKING to last night but I DIBT want to know. All I know is Eliza's now four boyfriends lie around her and just god dammit Eliza. I count 58 beer bottles empty around her. Not surprised ether. Everyone one else were on the couch. Ally with Brad and Lara with Thomas. not surprising.
Lara rising from her bed and they immediately went to the shops bc they had to disguise their inner slugs. Not only makeup but an outfit is kind of fuckibg important you know. While Lara and anal are looking fuckibg skimpy bc their flawless and DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. Their both in black dresses with lace (YIS). FUVKING pumped.
Lara and anal get home to every one awake. Rachel is yodelling to her fish, Ellsa is on her iPad googling periods just for preparation and Eliza was FUCJUBG passed out jfc.
Day after date
(In the date all is swell and the slugs manage to keep their shit together)
After Thomas suggested an escape from England, everyone agreed. But Rachel, Ellsa and Eliza were being piss pots because they didn't get to go to Rachel's selection of Canada or Ellsa and Eliza suggestion of Vancouver. They had to suck it up because jfc your 19. They packed their bags once they finally agreed bc they wanted a break for England.
From their after all the shit went down and Ellsa was crashed on the couch after the bruises all appeared on her leg from where she was bashed by anal the special way she has been taught through the years of being bashed and knew just how to from experience. At least with the help of the fucking ranga master herself and Dylan (hmmm mmm). Lara storms out and shit does Ellsa know she's in for some shit of her own and that's when she crashed to avoid facing Lara but tbh I don't know if she was more afraid of Lara or Analise, Rachel and Dylan but ether way, she had a stern talking to with them because they had to find out where her meds at. Eliza was finally awake and sober at 1 am when she was told the gang were going to Florida and Thomas was just trying to get into Lara's room. Once Ellsa crashed, Eliza and Rachel started the new series show bc that's just what they do. Rachel was restraining Eliza from drinking for the trip tomorrow so she drank half of the vodka bottle because that's all that was left and idk if she was doing it for elizas sake or Rachel's but you know, we all know it was just because she wanted the vodka and she was a greedy and sly bitch while Analise and Dylan left for their room chatting up about pasta sauce, the usual while watching Thomas slide down the wall and cry. They decided not to get to involved but that's really not that easy for an italian. It's hard to break habits.
Yes Analise woke up to the smell of the meth pancakes and I don't know about you but this was the best part of Saturday mornings. Except for the fact it was 4 am and she wanted to kill herself but who cares because their meth pancakes!! Lara was a shit cook but you knew when she cooked her meth pancakes you just could not beat. Analise was chilling out side in the kitchen watching the pancakes being whipped up with excitement until they saw a figure crawling which reminded Analise of that zombie in the first episode of the walking dead that had like only have a body and it was shat and it crawled along the floor dragging its self along with its arms. The figure came closer and it looked like it too. Minus the half-a-body part it was just Rachel waking up. Lara and Analise breathed a sigh of relief. Everyone wakes up and comes out of their room for the first time, actually prepared. They leave super early after Lara and Analise regret just fucking pigging out on the meth pancakes. Only because they were gon be hella late but don't get me wrong they were also hella great.
Lara, Analise, Dylan and Thomas stood their like idiots waiting for fucking Ellsa, Eliza and Rachel getting checked. Apparently Rachel was claimed a terrorist and was searched for bombs and/or information while Eliza was searched for her many sex toys and Ellsa was drug tested. Almost missed the plane but we got there and it took of with us at 7:30. Lara had still not forgive Ellsa for her sudden urge do have sex with Thomas on the coach and sat next to Rachel the Emo prostitue while Ellsa sat on the other side and Thomas was banished to sit in the seats behind with Eliza the drunkee while Analise and Thomas sat in the front.
The whole of the six hour flight Analise and Dylan watched movies and listened to music and it was quite, calm and so peaceful. It was peaceful except Analise heard Elizas movie from three seats in front and for some parts she and Dylan were mildly disturbed.
The hotel room was cute, and of course the hotel room was shared between the 7. Although it was cute it was so god damn small. The rooming arrangements were easy. Analise and Dylan got a bed and so did Lara and Thomas,Rachel, Rachel's fish, Ellsa and Eliza were on the floor. (Laughs)
Ellsa and Rachel were just not pumped at all for Halloween and fucking Eliza was ready to go with analise and Lara. Analise and Lara were getting the costumes and came back to see Eliza fucking passed out. Again. The fairies left the hotel to the sounds of Thomas' cries of being lonely.
Lara and analise came back to a whole group of crying faggots because they had no candy. Boo hoo. This did not end well. It ended with a broken beer bottle, Ellsas shoe in the neighbours downstairs balcony, ranga hair on the floor along with a feather and maple syrup. And so analise and Lara decided to go with out the slugs. Just Thomas and Dylan. Defently after another great batch of meth pancakes. Anal was hella excited and was fucking pumped and ready in her princess outfit for Disney world. Well Thomas was coming after, analise pushed Lara which caused the slug to fall on top of him and Thomas tried to apologise but Lara didn't buy it but fuck Disney world what a great idea even though it was fucking 9PM and cold this night but fucking hell who gives a living fuck.
Dylan and Analise decided it was about fucking time everything fixed between Lara and Thomas because fucking hell from the amount of tears Thomas cried is it possible to lose all the water from your body or nah. It was 10:40 when they locked them In a room sort of because in stead of waiting they just unblocked it bc damn that'd be boring af.
They stopped at a stand that said something about a cruise and wow first thought was gets brochure.
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ok I was going to write some more but I was just thinking why not and updated it. I'll write the next part in my next chapter so pls don't get mad. I also wrote this ages ago like I mentioned before and because I was in geography and bored af I just uploaded it so be grateful Lara and I stayed up late for these k