House rules

Chapter 11 i FUck i n g ThInk?

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Ok so I fucking changed it around a little I think it's great tbh and this is a bit like a prologue (I think it's a prologue. It's the thing that comes in front of the book like b4 the first chapter and I think I'm right BUT THATS NOT THE POINT OK) and I want to try and write it differently to see and I'm writing this one by myself no help or suggestions it's a SURPRISE ok that's great

Prologue
(What happened in the beginning)

I'm sure your all wondering why the fuck Eliza is an alcoholic and what changed to make her an alcoholic. We know how some parts started like they Rachel fucking is. Locked in her room and un seen for 56 hours straight bc that's just what's she's always been like (duh). She needs to pipe the fuck down on the TV shows bc we all know who's getting the brain damage and who we'll all watch die first (pipe the fuck down just a lovely reminder). So that's what I'm going to say.
Of fucking course Eliza had just got to be the god damn oldest out of the five (god damn it Eliza) and she, like the devil, evil-y (sound out the word) took ownership of the house first and we watched as she turned 18. Eliza said no to drinking but u need to on your eighteenth (suck it up god damn it Eliza. I'm going to mad if u don't become an alcoholic) so she took a drink and the music fucking stopped and so did everyone else. Every attendee especially the "slug gang" Ellsa, Rachel, ally, Lara, JACQUI, Hannah and Jami looked around and was kind of like tf as everybody watched Eliza have a spasm in front of everyone. SHE WAS CRYING and everyone wS still quietly watching as she had a seizure. Next thing you know she was taken to god damn fucking hospital bc she's blacked out. Lara was staring at her face while she was unconscious. BAM Eliza grasped air as she gasped another few breaths and whispered a chant "MORE" before passing out and Lara was on the floor crying and was unsure wether she was LAUGJING or not but she sure af noticed the pee puddle and quickly did what she could to cover it up but she was a slug fgt so nothing SHe could do but call Thomas and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry.
Anal is moving into the house today and Eliza just can back from the hospital and is now of course conscience. And YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT HOUSE WARMING PARTY. (Warnings the right word right I'm just not sure). Anyways everything's being moved and anal just here's the silent house. Ah it's so fucking peaceful god dammit it there's still 3 to come. The atmosphere was relaxing and the air was still. Thoughts ran through her mind about the house being calm and then she remembered their were still more fgts to come. She forgot. Again. They ruin everything. BANG. What the living hell-ity fuck-ity shuck-ity duck-ity fuck-ity fuck was that. That wasn't just and bang it sounded like glass. Anal slugged up to the room quietly and waited for the air to quiet out again and for the ringing from the bang to soften in her ears. As soon as it was she opened the door she found eliza draped over her bed eyes half closed, legs in a fucking only idk how and her right arm hanging from the bedside window dangling a empty bottle of vodka out with an extended arm prepared for a drop and I'm not sure if she saw her even walk in because of the state she was in. Anal ran and hung her head out the window. She fell out of the window from the second floor and I still don't think Eliza noticed. Is this a fucking trash box. Oh yep, how'd u guess. JFC ELIZA TY. Woah I can not explain to you how many bottles she found. She counted 68. Everything's quiet until you hear the thud of the last bottle fall after Eliza passes out again gasping "MORE" and so does anal after she smells the last scent in her last breath and there was fucking Asain noodles. She passed out confused af just like the usual.
The Asain noodles had to come from somewhere. And someone. Jami pushes her glasses further up her noose looking around and sniffing like dem rabbits. Jami screams louder than ever before "WOT ANAL IS TRASH" and screams "SLUGITY SLUGITY SLUGITY!" And again, "SLUGITY SLUGITY SLUGITY ABRACADABRA". A bunch of heads popped up. All a head of the fellow slug gang. They heard they're callings. Their aware. Their always aware. Ellsa backflips of the wall onto a skateboard performing a triple single flip and does 3 bear walks and holds her self up in the wheel barrow position until she got there, Lara sounds an alarm, flicks shaver in toilet before doing a handstand on the toilet and launching herself through the roof into the splits and pencil rolls down and back ward rolls down and cartwheels the rest of the way while Rachel senses Canadian senses through her blood and her cells and power comes through her. She performs a Canadian three step dance which she learnt in dance in year 8 and jumps into next doors pull and launches from the bottle of the pool floor does a backward walk over and a stick leap flip and then Canadian traditional dances to Jami and ally throws her top of and does front flips all the way while Hannah grabs a guitar and a ukelele and played two songs at the same time on a pogo stick doing flips and breaking into a rap dance and swivelling on the concrete before head stand walking to the house while JACQUI takes of in a sprint, performed a front flip, then performs a tik tok (forward and backward walk over), 3 jetes, 78 back bends and hand stands the rest of the way there. They all form in a circle, running round and round clapping and chanting before breaking into rap, performing a backflip back and doing a splits and performing an Irish jig before the Canadian traditional dance and finish with all arms in the centre listening for the ring before everyone chants in Union, "WHATS THE SITCH, WE THE SLUGS ARE HERE TO LEND A HITCH". That was the tribal dance. It's a tradion. Never to be broken. These 9 slugs had a magical power and could hear the calling and were able to perform great stunts. This all happened in the space of three seconds. They could speed anywhere they wanted. The seven all Canadian stepped their way to the hospital dragging Eliza and anal along listening to Eliza's gasps of consciences whispering "MORE" in the space of every 5 minutes. All slug had to be ready for the party tomorrow bc they're all planning on getting drunk jfc she don't know how this will turn out. From the only gasp of conscience anal had she heard a sneeze and a aggravated slug with the annoying voice of Lara scream "EBOLA" and the laugh of a way out of the slugs league bf, Thomas. She saw laras staring at him like a hawk as the angelic eyes of Thomas drifted away and she was dribbling and so was someone behind her. At this same boy (ohhhhh drama). Blue long long hair obv from the bottle. Lara hadn't noticed and maybe that was good for now bc oh shit sticks what the drama it would've caused.

OK so
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I think that was moderately long. I don't want to make them to short bc that's weird. I tried writing it a bit different it's a bit more of a story now. I just have somewhere where I've left of so if I were to wright I can continue where as the other way I needed a new plot so fuck that shit this is good enough. I should wright my artist statement it's 11 PM. Oh and English is due Monday I kind of have to find out what happens in the book bc I'm only half way into chapter one. WOO YEAH SO I will just continue of this so I can update more I hope UR fucking grateful.