House rules

Chapter 15

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This chapter is written in Rachel's pov ya. Proud bc she wrote it. This and the next chapter. She stayed up to 1 v proud claps

"Lol did you hear that" analises voice pieRCES MY EARS. ergh analise go away you annoying mutt. why is she even standing beside me.
"of course I heard it what am I deaf no I'm not okay so shut the fuck up before I whip you" I drop my now empty beer bottle and get my Indiana jones whip out of my skirt.
"did you just get that out of your skirt....."
I turn away from her because that is a very personal question smh analise. she has no filter. I see her confused face through the corner of my eye and it's because I am clearly much cooler than she expected. duh.
Ellsas shriek continues on outside the door of the room where we're trapped. I try to get a look out the window but you cant see anything that's going on jfc.
"is she meant to be laughing???????" oh, Eliza's awake.
"oh Eliza you're awake," I turn and face her as she sits on her ass with her legs straddling this fucking barrel in the middle of the room. since when were there barrels in here i swear they weren't there before. what the fuck.
"why are there barrels in here?" I turn to face Dylan. so much turning. you might as well get me a tutu because I feel like a fucking ballerina. ha ha good one rachel.
"they're filled with booze" he has this weird smile on his face....... ok then.....
ellsa does her laugh/shriek thing again. god dammit ellsa what are you five. there's another thump and we all inch away from the staircase leading up to the door. lol we're all facing the same way. just noticed that. I hear eliza jump up as if she had been awake the whole time. damn eliza teach me your ways.
"okay we should try to get that open maybe probably I don't know?" analise AGAIN????? fucking hell. she's there cradling Dylan's arm and I swear they physically couldn't get any closer it's like they're glued together. god dammit talk about PDA even though they haven't kissed yet. ha ha.
"yeah okay analise get your ninja skills out.... you're going to walk up the stairs and kick this door OPEN!!!!!! are you ready?????" I sound like a wrestling referee which I think is pretty cool but everyone's looking at me weird. dammit try being nice to the ranga GUYS :(((. "ok aim your foot just next to the lock. you got this analise woot woot." I laugh in my head because I think she's going to break her foot in those stupid emo heels.
there's more thumps going on outside, but they're not on the actual door any more so thats good lmao.
Analise readies her stance (????) and does some prep what a fucking dancer. anyways she goes and kicks the door REALLY HARD, and all you can hear is her crying over her now broken foot.
we're all in tears at her failed attempt at kicking the door down.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT it opens inwards!" Dylan laughs. oh Dylan I like you. Me and Eliza go to assist the fucking cripple. I guess we can call her bran now.
once we're ready Dylan opens the door, and as he does the sight before us is shocking.