bts 8th member ambw

♡ dad jokes :: k.sj

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"annyeong army!! we're back!! lanjin!!!" jin exclaims into the camera as the younger brown girl giggled.

"yeah and you better know it. it's ya girl and ya boy!!" lani spits out as if she were drunk.

jin lets of a chuckle before telling lani something in her ear. lani then shook her head without hesitation.

"no, no, no, no, no. i am not - i repeat not - gonna tell dad jokes to army with you!!" lani says as jin lightly pushed her shoulder.

"lani - ah you told the plan!!" jin pouts. lani then grabs jin's arms and took a deep breath before doing the most cringe thing, she have ever done.

"oh no jin oppa, lani is very sorry. does jin oppa forgive her??" lani mentally cringed as she gave up.

"ew! forget i ever said that," lani remarks as she lets go of jin's arm.

jin, who was just speechless, then started laughing.

"hey, shut up!! it wasn't even funny!!" lani starts hitting jin's chest.

LANJIN!!! MOVE ASIDE LANKOOK, A THING CALLED LANJIN TOOK OVER!!!

ew why oppa like dirty woman

^^ ew why don't the baby go back to elementary and learn correct grammer.

^^ this is why i stan both bts and the fandom lol y'all got me dead 😂😂

eonni and oppa is so beautiful and handsome.

as jin let out his last chuckle, he wiped his eye as if he had a tear there.

"you look like a tomato."

"a handsome one."

"pfft. yeah ight," lani scoffs.

"anyway lani, what is the difference between snow men and snow women??" jin questions. you rolled your eyes.

"didn't i say no dad jokes??" lani crossed her arms and playfully glared at him.

"but please this once??" jin pouts as he brings his head to yours.

THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!

watch her push his head back.

jin don't touch! contagious! dirt make you sick! oppa no!!

^^ why don't you stfu YOU contagious hoe

lani smirks as she pushes jin's head back. "fine!"

jin smiles as he does a victory cheer.

called it ;)

"okay so, what is the difference between snow men and snow women?" jin questions again.

"ion know. one's a dude and one's a girl?" lani simply answers.

jin then bursts out laughing as he shouts out, "snowballs!!"

lani, confused, then bursted out laughing. "oh my god! jin! army jin is very dirty with that joke!!"

"wait! i got one!!" lani taps jin and gets his attention.

"what do you do when your cat’s dead?" lani says as she tried to hold her laughter.

"hm... you... no!! you're so dirty in the head. go clean your brain!!" jin jokingly yells.

lani just nodded not paying attention because she was busy laughing her ass off.

"sorry army but we'll have to come back when lani cleans her mind. bye!!!"

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sorry if you didn't get the joke. if you did well i'll pray for you mind and send you holy water as long as you send some back lol