The Adventures of Dino Hollow

PART ONE- The Arival

"Well," began a thoroughly horny Mango, dissatisfied with her disappointing sex with a stranger from the woods. "We're royally fucked, aren't we?"

Grape nodded vigorously. "We're gonna be the spiders' dinner roast! The only roasting that I wanted to do was get a tan!"

Melon fanned herself, keeping the tears forming in her eyes from falling. "Oh! This is God's revenge for all the meth I stashed in Peach's locker!" She threw her hands up into the air.

"Excuse me?" Peach asked, clamping a threatening hand down on Melon's shoulder. "What did you stash in my locker?" She continued, tightening her grip on Melon's bony shoulder. She let out a cry in pain.

"JESUS SHIT YOU INCREDIBLE-HULK-ASS-BITCH, TAKE IT EASY!" Melon yelled, trying to worm her way out of Peach's impenetrable grip.
Nash watched from the sidelines, arms folded across his chest. His crystal-blue eyes zeroed in on Peach. Her violence turned him on, so he was in no hurry to stop the fight. Unable to take Peach's attractiveness any longer, he hid behind a tree, preparing to jerk-off.

He was soon interrupted by the sound of screeching trumpets, (if trumpets can screech, that is). "Fuck me," he muttered and zipped up his pants.
The girls stopped their fighting and all turned to Nash.

Mango raised an eyebrow. "Where were you?"
Nash glanced at Peach and his face flushed scarlet. "Mind your damn business," he grumbled, pulling a small, square device out of his leather jacket pocket. He held out the metal square to the four girls. "See this?" He began. "It's a portal to a place called 'Dino Hollow'.' If you want to avoid being spider shit, then I'd suggest you all follow me."

Melon furrowed her eyebrows. "First Spider Hollow, and now Dino Hollow? Yeah, no thanks, asshole. If there are dinosaurs of any notherfucking species behind that magic matchbox you pulled out of god-knows-where, I'm not going."

Mango smiled towards Melon. It was a friendly-looking smile, well, friendly looking to all except Melon. "Of course there'll be Dino's there dipshit. It's DINO HOLLOW." She proceeded to punch Melon in the tit, a little ritual the friends did whenever Melon said something stupid. It was all-too-common.

Becoming impatient, Nash pressed the big red button on his device, and a glowing blue orb appeared, roughly as tall as he stood. Strong winds orbited around the orb, tossing around the group's hair. The girls gaped in awe, all except Grape who complained, "Great, I straightened my hair this morning for nothing!"

"Ladies first." Nash gestured for the girls to enter the portal. He winked at Peach who giggled in reply. Little did he know, she had a hard kink for gentlemen.

Peach stepped directly in front of the floating portal, blue light illuminating her sun-deprived complexion. She stared at Nash. She wanted to stick her tongue down his throat right then and there. She leaned towards him.

Nash, getting the hint, leaned in closer. He could feel himself becoming hard, and he hoped to god the others didn't notice.

"For the love of God, my virgin eyes don't want to see this shit,'' Melon intervened. She then gave both Peach and Nash a hard shove, making them both disappear into the ominous orb.

Mango couldn't help but give her a small round of applause. Grape, who was busy combing through her long hair, joined in, not entirely sure what had happened.

The screeching trumpets sounded again, this time followed by the scurrying sound of thousands of individual spider legs. The three girls felt goosebumps crawl up their spine.

"I'm out of here," Mango announced, and jumped into the portal. The others followed suit.
The portal bent the very concept of physics, bending reality around the five teens. Their bodies stretched and shrunk. At one point, Grape was pretty sure she switched genders. Their forms were no longer physical, but the product of whatever the universe wanted them to be.

After what seemed like forever, but not long at all, the glowing orb spit out the five, each landing violently on a sandy terrain.

Grape was the last one to leave, and the portal closed with a tiny pop, transforming back into the little device.

Grape threw up, Nash shit himself, Melon fainted, and Peach burst into an obscene coughing fit. Mango, on the other hand, was perfectly fine. In the midst of their portal adventure, somehow, miraculously, she finally climaxed, satisfying her earlier sex.

She stood over all the poor souls, clucking her tongue.

When the group composed themselves, (except Melon, who was still passed out), they got their bearings straight.

They were in a vast sandy landscape with towering prehistoric trees. An oddly- shaped boulder stood directly in front of them. Grape, still delirious from the vomiting, giggled to herself. "Hehe, it looks like Nash's dick." Mango moved to stand beside Grape, eyeing the boulder from her point of view. It was oddly shaped indeed, and bore random patches of moss and tall grass. Mango beamed.
"Yep, I see it."

Before Nash could reply, a shockingly loud roar echoed across the sandy valley. Nash let out a piercing shriek. He then pissed himself.
Peach snorted. Mango and Grape joined in the laughter.

"Oh shut up!" Nash yelled, trying desperately to maneuver his body so they wouldn't see how he had both shit and pissed himself.

Suddenly, the roar was followed by a rumble. It was powerful enough to wake Melon. She shot up and punched grape in the cheek. "WHERES MY COCAINE YOU FUCKING CUNT!" She instantly pulled her fist back, realizing that she was no longer dreaming.

Grape rubbed her cheek tenderly. "Hey, I told you I was borrowing some, like, last week, ok? You're so mean."

The group was so damn self-absorbed, that they all failed to notice an infant T-Rex going out for a morning job with its much larger, menacing mother.
Peach looked at Nash. "You know, weak guys who scream like little fucking girls really turn me on, like really." She moved towards him, batting her long eyelashes.

Nash stroked his cleanly-shaven chin. He stepped towards her, seeming to forget the shit and piss pooling in his My Little Pony boxers.