☆♡Bnha Chatfic♡☆ (Abandoned)

Gay Panic, Denki 3am Thought & Moaning

In the ' Gay Best Friends 'chat:

Todoroki: I think I'm somehow more gay than I was before.

Momo: Wait, how? What happened?

Todoroki: Well, Midoriya and I were watching a movie, he fell asleep on my shoulder and he's still there.

Momo: Oohhh!!!! 

Todoroki: Momo! Help me!

Momo: I don't know! Don't wake him up!

Todoroki: Why would I do that?

Momo: I don't know! Just stay calm.

Todoroki: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?

Momo: Deep breathes in and out.

Todoroki: Thanks. I don't know what I'd do without you.

Momo: It is really no problem. We are best friends after all.

Todoroki: Yeah, we are. Anyway, what about you and Jirou?

Momo: Well, nothing really has been happening between us. I don't think she likes.

Todoroki: Momo, there are plenty of other girls out there that want to be with you, but I wouldn't say that Jirou doesn't like you.

Momo: Why would you say that?

Todoroki: The way you look at each other.

Todoroki: You aren't the only one blushing and looking adoringly into the others's eyes. 

Momo: You know what, you are amazing - don't let any tell you anything different.

Todoroki: You're so sweet. I love you.

Momo: I love you too.

In the ' Class 1-A 'chat

3:00am

Danki: imagine if cows could fly

GottaGoFast: It's three in the morning! Go to sleep!

Danki: but just imagine

ScotchTape: you just wake up with a cow banging against your window 

Danki: yeah! exactly!

BOOMBOOM,BITCH: SHUT UP, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:30am

GottaGoFast: Fellow classmates, I've been trying to ignore this, but there has been moaning coming from Ojirou's room since eleven o'clock!

AlienQueen: ooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! i never thought Ojirou would be one to do such naughty stuff in the dorms ( ;

Invisible: me neither! ooooohhhhhhh he never told me about having any of those sort of feelings! and I'm his best friend!

GottaGoFast: This is a serious matter!

AlienQueen: of course it is but we need to figure out who is doing the naughty with him

Invisible: but don't worry we'll discuss this matter in our own chat

In the ' SHIPPERS ' chat

Mina: so we can eliminate Iida, bakuhoe, kiri, shoji and Tokoyami for sure

Hagakure: we can also eliminate kaminari and sero since they were texting at 3am. i don't think someone would start texting in the middle of sex

Mina: oh and Kouda is too pure to ever have sex

Hagakure: definitely 

Hagakure: and since Ojirou is hella gay we can eliminate all the girls

Mina: also tododeku is most certainly going to come true at some point so those two are eliminated

Hagakure: true

Hagakure: i have a feeling that ayoma would refuse to have sex in the dorms 'cause it isn't classy enough

Mina: this probably sounds stupid but sato and ojirou...i just don't feel it

Hagakure: i get it

Hagakure: that just leaves shinso 

Mina: what if tension between them at the sports festival wasn't just tension? it was sexual tension

Hagakure: OMG!!!!!!!!! YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Mina: we need to announce this!!!!!

Hagakure: but we should wait for when everbody will be awake

Mina: you are so wise

Hagakure: so are you...so are you

Mina: awwwwww thanks gurlfriend

Hagakure: No prob gurlfriend 

Mina: goodnight! 

Hagakure: night!