BNHA Male Reader One-Shots

Hizashi Yamada 👄

Hizashi POV

I was finishing up my rounds for the night when my phone rang, I took it out answering it.

"Hello." I could hear laughter knowing exactly who it was. "Y/N is there a reason you're calling me."

"Awe no fair you knew it was me." I chuckle.

"I would know your laughter from anywhere, we have been married for three years now."

"Ahh yes, me being married to the famous Present Mic." I shake my head. "How does it feel being married to a very famous villain." I laugh.

"We've been over this Y/N, you're not a villain, you just kill bad guys so you're like a half villain."

"Ouch you just crushed my self esteem."

"I'm sorry, what is it that you needed."

"I may have got caught by someone and thrown in jail." I put my hand on my face, sighing, then panicked.

"Are you serious, I told you to stay home and not cause trouble, what did you do, and where is Kido." I could hear him chuckling.

"I may have went into an alley and overheard someone wanting to hurt you and heh got a little protective, and a hero just so happened to be walking by, and before I left I left him at Shota's." I smile letting out a breathe.

"I'll be there in a minute, I swear you never learn."

"Not if it's about you." I blush as he hung up, I put my phone away heading to the jail. I got to the jail walking in, I saw an officer.

"Yes, how can we help you, Present Mic." I smile.

"I need to get someone out." His eyes widen.

"Oh, who might that be." I scratch the back of my head.

"Blast aka Y/N Yamada aka my husband." He nods going to the cells to grab him. After a couple minutes he came back with Y/N in handcuffs, I crossed my arms, he smiled.

"Ah, honey, not a moment to soon." I sigh, as he was uncuffed.

"Thank you, I'll make sure to watch him next time." He nods walking back to his desk, I grab Y/N's arm dragging him out. "How many times have you been to jail this week, already." He puts a finger under his chin to think.

"Hmm, about 20 times, 21 now." I shake my head as we walk home.

"You need to stop getting arrested, imagine what Kido is thinking." He chuckles.

"Awe but killing people is my hobby, other than you and him." I give him a glare. "Not that our marriage and child is a hobby, it just means I love it too much to give it up." I smile kissing his cheek.

"But seriously stop getting arrested, think about our son." He pouts.

"But this last one had it coming, talking about how he was going to try to kidnap you and stuff, tsk tsk tsk, he was just asking me to end his life." I laugh.

"Ugh what am I going to do with you, you never listen." He grabs my hand.

"Oh, honey, I listen, I just don't comply to your rules, remember I'm a villain or in your case half villain." I laugh.

"Yes, yes, I said I was sorry." As we were walking down the block, a shadow covered us, I could feel Y/N get protective and growl.

"What is this." I heard a chuckle.

"Well, well, well, who do we have here, the famous hero Present Mic and, oh Blast, I was wondering where you had gone, what you decided to play hero." Y/N growls.