Number Neighbor

#033

9-16

You:

Take back what you said

Fave Bitch:

What?

You:

He's definitely flirting with me

Fave Bitch:

Really a weakass

You:

What? He's flirting with me, why does that make me a weakass?

Fave Bitch:

Cause just to inform you, that's the routine of people in dating apps

You:

Well, this isn't a dating app

Fave Bitch:

Yet the both of you are still a whole ass strangers

You:

Okay??? Tell me something I didn't know?

Fave Bitch:

Bitch don't be sarcastic.

You:

I am not

Fave Bitch:

Yes you are.

You:

😞

Fave Bitch:

😩

I only care for you okay?

Talking to that stranger was all fun and exciting but please do yourself a favor and hold back. You guys are still a whole ass strangers behind the flirting, you don't even know each other's name for Pete sake.

Look, I'm not tryna jinx you or something. I'm glad to see you happy while talking to that stranger, but ofcourse I am your friend. I care for you more than that happy little affair. I don't want you to be hurt

You:

Sol :((((

Fave Bitch:

You could be the dumbest bitch ever but you're my dumbest bitch and I'll certainly throw fits the moment you got hurt. You were my sister on a different mother and I want to protect you but ofcourse, I'll never gonna do that when you yourself doesn't want the saving.

So atleast do me a favor, protect yourself on the very least

You:

I will, I love you so much Soleil :(

Fave Bitch:

I know I'm the best

You:

I wanna hug you right now, do you want some pizza?

Fave Bitch:

And lasagna please?

You:

Alright, I'll be there in a few