Number Neighbor

#001

8-01

You:

You're my number neighbor. What's up?

Unknown:

Your what?

You:

Number neighbor. Someone who has the same number as yours except the last digit. So yeah you're my number neighbor

Unknown:

There's a lot of weird people on this Earth. This is a personal number don't text me again or I'll call the cops

You:

Bold of you to think our cops would pick up. Anyway, ain't all numbers personal? You're probably tired, talk to you tom