Roses are red ,lemons r sour,
open your legs and give me and hour
kissing is a habbit
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
gurls get all the pain.
10 min of pleasure
9months of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby with no name
the baby is a basturd
the mother is a whore
this wouldnt have happened
if the rubber hadnt torn,
sex is like math
you subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs and pray to go you dont multiply.
roses are red
grass is green
open your legs and fill you with cream
sex is evil
sex is a sin
sinns are your given
so stick it in.
roses are nice
violets are fine
ill be the 6 if you be the 9.
eat me beat me
bite me blow me
fuck me suck me
very slowly
if you like it dont be sassy
just use your tongue and make it nasty
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