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Anime Tiddies in Blunderland

    LOL , i do not own this plot . At all. im just using because why not everyone wants a bit of wonder in their life...... plus im lazy and this is a common cliche. So enjoy i guess

      "I'm sooo tired" yawned  Lantern as she walked home with Plushie. They held hands but in the purely friends way. Plushie yawned right back at her and smiled " I'm gonna sleep forever, and then some" 

           " We made everyone so happy, all those children  and adults!" Lantern smiled, knowing that just a few months before everyone was sad or in constant danger. She was ecstatic, bursting with this internal feeling that she was helping everyone, even if it was just a few smiles. 

 They both switched back to their usual clothes , but had their costumes stored neatly in a small bag they had taken back with them. They walked through the front door , closed it behind them, and passed out in the living room....................................

         Lantern woke up unable to find the soft boy she had fallen asleep on , or anyone else for that matter,"Guys , this isn't funny" she said as she stumbled around the house .When she looked back where she was sleeping a large picture book had taken her place.

She opened it and decided to read it aloud, "Battery was dressed in a blue checkered dress and dosing off peacefully when-" before Lantern could finish the sentence she felt herself get pulled into the story as the book glowed lightly. Suddenly she was inside the story book watching Battery chase around Plushie who wore a rabbit head hand and a very nice checker board red and white vest. 

    " Please come back !" Battery yelled as he went dow a rabbit hole. Then she did the most odd thing ever , she stuck her legs in and followed him , almost getting stuck where her chest wouldn't fit. "That's why Crisp calls her anime tiddies ,because she's a freaking cow with those milk jugs!"  Lantern thought jealously " Might as well follow her ." she shrugged.

  And so Lantern followed Battery down the hole, which was oddly lined with cabinets and pocket watches , staying in place as she fell.She was much larger than the room she was in , but found a door smaller than her breasts and a half drunken bottle of  blue liquid. "DRINK ME" it's label said in bold yet thin letter . Nothing about this place made any sense. She drank the bottle and suddenly, she got even smaller.  

( SCREW YOU TOO AUTHOR ) ( STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL )

She could now fit through the door which was unlocked, although the handle had a very peculiar face .  She walked further trying to find Battery, but ended face to face with Crisp , who was dressed in all blue lazily smoking what smelled like some sort of weed. She decided to just go around and pretend she never saw that.  Next while wandering around she found a tea party of sorts , but it appears some of the guests have already left.

 A that was left was Pillow dressed similarly to Plushie but in creamy yellow instead of a checker board pattern ..... " Alright I'm done pour me a glass" Lantern said as she sat down .  

" A glass of what my dear, " Chimed a small voice from inside the teapot" We don't have anything to pour !" It sounded like Fridge but she wasn't about to look in and find out.

         " Quiet mouse !" Pillow said he pulled an extra glass from within his coat ." Here you go" he said and handed her the delicate glass full of black tea.  

She drank the glass quickly , which was a mistake . It felt like acid going down her throat and the mouse chimed back up " Don't accept his glass of tea it's full of poison!"

"Thanks" she managed to cough out " I couldn't tell!"Lantern watched as her vision went fizzy with black stars and exploded with a loud "POP"

Lantern woke up with a small shout , still clutching the small boy to her side . She looked around for any form of picture book and even called Crisp to see if he had Battery and Fridge . None of these seemed out of the ordinary or seemed to have actually happened. But when she fixed her under skirt , a small label rolled of with the bold yet thin words "DRINK ME!" scrawled all over it.

"Maybe I'm just going insane , or maybe that was real" she thought to herself once more " But either way , I'll be more wary of Pillow . Another cup of poisoned tea would not be appreciated in any way shape or form !"