Maximum Stark

Kitty fight

So it has been around 3 weeks since I first moved into the Stark family. I have gotten to know the avengers really well by now. I found some cute and not so cute facts about each one of them and they literally became family to me. It appears that Loki actually really likes cats. Thor keeps his hammer on the toilet cover...it's horrible because if you really need to go pee and his bathroom is the closest then you might as well pee on the floor(Steve almost wet himself once.) Dad collects cars. He has like 43 of them and only actually drives like 2. He usually uses the limo. Steve(captain America) can't ride a bike. No matter how much I tried to teach him because he is so buff the bike can't balance out. Natasha loves to draw. She is actually very good at it too! Back when she went to murder academy she drew to keep herself sane. Apparently there are more avengers then this that don't live here. Dad said that most of them are off in peaceful places of out of this world. He said that after battles usually people like Bruce banner(hulk) have to go to places like that to recover. Doctor strange is out somewhere no one is really Sure where. Hawkeye is living with his family although he would come by every once in a while. I take archery lessons from him. In fact I take a lot of self defense. Dad keeps saying that once people find out that I exist people will try to kill me. That is why right now we live here in the middle of nowhere. My mom hasn't been looking for me though. No matter how much she hurt me I still care and worry about her. Yet there hasn't been a single phone call or text. As I was sitting in my room the door was kicked down. I look up to see his Godlyness.
" Steve bought potato waffles and greasy sandwich downstairs!" Thor boomed. Once again the guy needs to learn his foods. I rolled my eyes.
"First of all... this is going to be my sixth door for this week. Second of all they are called waffle fries and hamburgers. And finally... why does Steve need to get fast food when we have a private chef?" I asked still mad about the door. I told him to knock not knock door down.
" Steve is fat that's why... how can one eat so much greasy food? He scolded. Thor isn't one to be quite so pretty much the whole house heard that comment.
" I'm not Fat I'm muscular!!!!But even so at least fat can be fixed unfortunately ugly can't! I  heard from down stairs. Hahaahha!!! Good one cap! It's these little fights that amuse me the most.
" Honey please my hair straightener is hotter than you!" Thor shot back. These two need their own TV show. I bet people will pay money to see these two argue. At this point I'm on the floor doubled over. I hear the rest of the avengers downstairs laughing as well. It's like watching two sixth graders arguing about who's lipgloss is better.
"Max get down here before these two drama queens sit on each other." Yelled my dad from the dining room. I run down stairs with Thor following close behind. As we go into the dining room cap gives Thor a dirty look. We ate dinner talking about my new school arrangement.
"Max I think that you should be homeschooled. It will be much better for your safety." Dad mumbled with a mouth full of fries.
" dad homeschooling doesn't sound like a bad idea... I really don't want to go to a school again especially a new school. Having to spend eight hours a day with idiots who can't tell their right from their left is not really my thing." I say. Dad looks up a little surprised. I guess he thought that I would argue. He wiped his mouth slowly and said " then homeschooling it is!"