As If ~PJM~

A

I woke up the next morning, a teddy bear cuddling next to me. "Cute..."

I got out of bed slowly to not wake him up and I went downstairs.

"Ahh, my Y/n, you are awake!" Taehyung said.

"You seem exited... Is something wrong?"

"You slept with my best friend."

"First of all, when you say it like that, it sounds like I had sex with him. We only slept. Second, he offered to stay here because I was traumatized. Third, he wouldn't get out of my bed and I didnt want to sleep on the ground or on the couch. Fourth, he hugged me to sleep to help me sleep."

"O-oh... Alrighty!" He smiled his boxy smile and then grabbed his bag. "I'm going to a job interview, wish me luck!"

"Bye..."

"Y/nnnn~" I heard Jimin say as he walked down the stairs rubbing his eyes.

"Get some breakfast then get out of my house."

"Love you, too, baby~"

"Shut up."

*~Time Skip brought to you by: your lazy author~*

I was not having it today.

After Jimin went home, my stomach started churning and I was feeling terrible. I even threw up like five times... Maybe even six? I don't know... My head hurts...

"Jimin..." I said over the phone.

"Y/n? Something wrong?"

"Y-yeah..." I started sniffling. "C-can you c-come over...? Taehyung is at a job interview and my parents are gone to a football game..."

"I'll be there soon."

"Okay..." Then he hung up.

He got here and walked inside the door not minutes later and came to my side. Wow...

"Y/n are you okay?!" He cupped my face.

"Yah, don't touch me... I'm not okay, you dumbass."

-Jimin's POV-

"Yah, don't touch me..." Translation: I'm not feeling okay, don't touch me..

"I'm not okay, you dumbass."
Translation: I'm not okay, please help...

I can decipher all of that. She has her own... Language of insults. Nowadays, I can't even tell if she is actually insulting me!

I think she might be falling for me...

God damn'it! That wasn't supposed to happen, I hate this woman!

"Alright, jeez.."

"Get me some soup, slave."

"Fine. I'll be right back." I walked downstairs and put some water on the stove to boil.

~Another time skip brought to you by: your lazy ass author :)~

When I finished making the soup, I brought it up to her majesty.

"M'lady."

She weakly sat up and reached out her hand to take the bowl, but I backed away. "Let me feed you."

"But-"

"No buts. Now, open wide~"

I fed her the bowl of soup when she pulled up a random topic out of nowhere.

"Wanna watch Spongebob?"

"Umm.. Sure, I guess."

"Yay!!! Who lives in a pineapple under a bridge?"

"You."

"True, true."

We watched a few episodes then we decided to watch the movie.

"Spongebob!! You don't have to go! You're adorable just as a kid who works at the Krusty Krab!"

She started ranting to the TV for Spongebob.

"Babe, he's gonna be alright. This is a Spongebob movie."

"I know, but it still hurts... And don't call me 'Babe' when no one's around."

"Fine..."

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So.
*intense inhale*
I'm tired of school.
I miss ONE ASSIGNMENT and I have a fucking F in the class!!! Complete bullshit if you ask me!
Then I have to deal with these people who are bitches to me for NO GODDAMN REASON and I did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO THEM!! If anything, I should be the one being bitchy about it because these thots HURT MY FAMILY!! NOBODY HURTS MY FAMILY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! But these bitches are popular and can spread rumors, so I can't do anything to defend my family. God damn'it. Fuck my life.

I swear, one of these days, I'm gonna "accidentally" fall off of a bridge.

Anyway, I have to go say hi to my favorite Maknae rn bc I love them with all my heart UwU and them and a few other people (you know who you are) kept me from "falling" off of a bridge.