Horny Marbles

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Things I said as Marble Hornet:
Jay: *drops a bunch of stuff and makes a loud echo*
Hooded man:
Jay: Nothing happened—
Hooded man: *nods*

Alex, knows Tim is mad at him but too polite: *fake sneezes*
Tim, mumbling: bless you..
Alex: What was that?
Tim: I said bless you.
Alex: I can't hear you!~
Tim: *flips table* I said bless you! You little piece of—-

Alex: it's cold.
Seth: Alex, you're wearing a sweater and it's 94–
Alex: I sAiD iTs cOlD!

Brian: I'm gonna go steal some chicken nuggets, be back in..ten minutes?
Tim: why would you steal chicken nuggets? They cost like $1!
Brian: do you want me to get you some?
Tim: Get some for Jay and Alex too.

Alex: I look like trash!
Tim: Alex don't say that!
Jay: :0
Brian: :0
Seth: :0
Jessica: :0
Amy: :0
Sarah: :0
Tim: it's insulting to the trash!
Alex:
Alex: ok I kinda saw that one coming-

(After Marble Hornets, but everyone survived)
Alex: *glaring at Tim*
Tim: *glaring at Alex*
Brian: *confused*
Jay: *hiding behind Brian*
Jessica, Sarah, And Seth: *puts on helmets* this is gonna get messy.

Jay: *screams* ITS ALIVE!
Alex: it's a cat jay, of course it's a alive.
Jay: ohhhh- OOOOH A PINECONE!

Jay: hey Alex? Be honest how does this look?
Alex: it's horrible and I want it to burn.
Tim: hey! Alex, stop being so rude!
Alex: he said to be honest.
Tim: you know he's sensitive! Jay?
Jay: *voice cracking* Me? Oh I'm fine.

Hoodie: cool movie. Who's the bad guy?
Jay: dunno, we're watching [insert interesting movie]
Hoodie: oh, [insert spoilers for interesting movie]
Alex, Jay, Masky, Jessica, Seth, Sarah and Amy: *glares at him*
Hoodie: *jumps out window*
[get it? Okay I'll leave]

Everyone but Alex: *blasting music and jumping on bed*
Alex: *bouncing on the bed cause of the jumping and looking dead inside*

Bonus:

Alex: *wakes up at 3 am and goes to kitchen*
Alex: *finds Tim (more like Masky) digging through his fridge*
Alex: *sighs* Brian! He's at it again!
Tim: *tackles Alex*
Alex, in a high-pitched middle school girl voice:  BRIAN?! BRIAN!!!
Brian: *recording*
Jay: *standing behind Brian* wha?-
Brian: just go back to bed.

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