Me: hi and welcome back to me being a complete idio—(trips on nothing)
(Beeep)
Me: ok so this normal can of soup is about to be yeeted. (Throws soup)
Soup: (magically bounces back and hits me in the face)
(Beeep)
Me: okay marbles are great for playing...marbles. But they have feelings too.
They're gonna get revenge soon.
(Later)
Me: (flicking marbles)
Marbles:(bounces off wall and hits me in the eye)
(Beeep)
Me: (walking)
Person: (punches me in the face)
Me: oof, thanks.
(Beeep)
Me: tAckLe evEryThInG!
Me: (tries to tackle person)
Person: (moves)
Me: (hits pole)
Me: wow I'm surprised (gets hit by a beach) I haven't (gets hit by two bats) been sent (gets attacked by raccoon) to the emergency room—
Wow I said that without being hurt! :D—
(Gets hit by three trucks)
Me: Ouch.
