Jay and Alex
Jay: I ate Cheerios cause they're heart healthy! And my hearts been severely damaged....
so Alex if you're out theRE—"
Alex and Tim
Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Tim, in the distance: SHUT UP!
Alex: yes :)
Brian and Tim
Brian: so I'm sitting there bbq sauce on my [beep]
Tim: *really bad laugh*
Tim and Alex (again)
Tim: *reading a book*
Alex: *shoots gun*
Alex: *begins to laugh*
Tim: THIS IS WHY THE CAST (mom) DOESN'T (bleeep) LOVE YOU!
Brian and Sarah
Brian: hey guys look at my girlfriend :D
Sarah: I'm your cousin??
Brian, whispering to Sarah: shh just go with it-
Tim and Jay
Tim: Jay! Your speech was so good!
Jay: Ohitslikeididnteventry!itwaslikeimprove!
Tim: why can you just take the freaking compliMENT?!???
Sarah and Seth
Sarah: *pours water on sleeping seth*
Seth: helLo??
Sarah and Jessica
Jessica: Hey, I'm Lesbian
Sarah: I thought you were American—
Totheark and Operator
Operator: *stalking Jay and Tim*
Totheark: IM A GIRAFFE
Seth and Sarah
Sarah: *sees 2 gays (ahem Jay and Alex ;)) ) making out on Seth's phone* WHY WERE YOU WATCHING THAT?!?!
Seth: please don't tell aAaAlEEEX
Brian and Seth
Seth: BRIAN! IS THAT A WEED?!
Brian: no this is a crayo—
Seth: IM CALLING THE POLICE!
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency?
Tim and Brian
Tim: BRO! I had a dream we f(beep)ed
Brian: Bro it's just dream!
Tim:hah Gay! I would f(beep) you.
Brian: you wouldn't..?
Tim: I mean unless you want to—
Jay and Alex
Jay: I saw you hanging out with AMY yesterday!
Alex: J-Jay! It's not what you think!
Jay:*pulls out nerf gun* I won't hesitate bIt—
Operator and Alex
Alex: How do you know what's good for me?!
Operator: THAT'S MY OPINION!!!!
Jay and Seth
Jay: *blowing out vape (I'm sorry I don't know how to vapeee*
Seth: *blows it away*
Jay: *Gasps* Seth..!
Jay and Alex/Tim and Brian/Jessica and Amy
Jay/Jessica/Brian: I thought you were bae! Turns out you're just fam..
Alex/Amy/Tim: bruh—
Jay/Jessica/Brian: 🤘
Seth and Alex
Seth: *yeets (I'm sorry—) Alex's hate for him bringing his dog*
Alex: what the [bleep] Seth?!
Seth and Jessica
Seth: Has anybody ever told you, you look like Beyoncé?
Jessica: nah they usually tell me I look like Jessica.
Seth: who the [bleep] is that?
Jessica: (flips hair) me—
Tim and Seth
Tim: HEY SETH! Say kid backwards!
Seth: uh dik?
Tim: HAHAHAHAH. That's gay.
Alex and the cast
Cast: (gasping and laughing)
Seth and a few other: What he say? What he say?
Alex: I said who ever threw that paper: your mom's a h[beep]e
Alex and Jay (Ft. THE CaSt)
Alex: And one two—
Jay: *drops something important*
Alex: JAY!!!!
Cast: *silent and scared*
Alex: you stop dropping that okay? :)
The cast:
Brian: I really do love working here!
Tim: we all have a lot of laughs!
*later*
Alex: (beep) off Seth! I'm not going to your moms baby shower!
Amy, Jessica, and Sarah
Amy and Jessica: *hugging each other*
Sarah: what the?? Is this allowed?? Is that allowed???
Jessica: Stop.
B o n u s :
Seth: two bros chillin in the couch five feet apart cause they're not gay~
*later*
Seth: two bros chillin on the co- oh wait where are they?
The two bros (you decide): *behind Seth ready to attack*
