CHAPTER FIVE

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The two weeks went by and soon it was the day of the excursion. As excited as I was, I wanted to make sure I didn't get frostbite. After all, I'm to sexy to lose a finger. I prepared myself with snow gear, beanie, two jumpers, sweatpants and of course, big, black, boots. As I tied my boots up, Jamie walked in, basically in the same thing that I was wearing but with SO MUCH FUCKING HAIR GEL!
"Holy shit! I can smell the gel from here! How much did you put in?" I asked, trying to take deep breaths so I could fucking breathe.
"Oh come on! It's not that much!" Jamie sighed, shaking his head.
We decided to head out and arrive at school.

"Oh fuck off!" Jamie said, staring towards to gate.
As I moved in front of Jamie, I saw Dustin, who looked like he had come out of a backstreet boy video.
"What the fuck are you wearing?!" I asked him, pinching my nose bridge.
"Well, I thought cause were going to see snow, I would dress as snow," Dustin said with the most innocent voice ever!
"I'm waiting for you to jump up and start singing Everybody!" Jamie said laughing, I joined in.
"You're going to fucking freeze!" I exclaimed, feeling how thin the clothing was.
"Oh no, don't tell me that's Blair," Jamie said, pointing to the fence.
No surprise, Blair walked in wearing sandals and socks, baggy short pants, t-shirt that has "goon" on it and of course, some sunnies.
"Fuck. Off. You're gonna die Blair you fucking idiot!!" I yelled, shaking my head in disappointment.
"Hey, that's how you get all the bitches! Wear something that will look FREEZING in some cold weather. I'm so ready to fuck some girls! Got condoms in my underwear," Blair said laughing, making Dustin high-five him.
"Aw Blair! You gotta help me get the PUSSAAAAY!" Dustin said laughing.
"Oh Dustin, I will show you how to get the PUSSAAAAY!" Blair said laughing with him.
Jamie and I just stood there, looking at each other.
"They're fucked!" I said, shaking my head. Jamie agreed,
"Oh yeah, their screwed,"

We all got onto the bus, Dustin sat next to Blair as I sat with Jamie.
"Are you sure it's okay for me to sit with you?" I asked, still feeling bad.
"Carter, don't be such a pussy! Of course it's okay! I'm mainly sitting with you because I can sleep unlike if I sat with Blair. He'll just talk about sex all fucking bus ride. As if I want to listen to all the "girls" he has "fucked" in every way possible!" Jamie said. We both cracked into laughter.
Finally we arrived after about an hour. White was all we could see.
"Holy fucked it's actually snowing!" Jamie said, looking out the window.
"That's a fucking shock!" I said, agreeing with him.
We all hopped out of the bus,
"HOLY FUCK ITS COLD!" Blair screeched, jumping in the snow.
"PSHHH HA!" Jamie, Dustin and I yelled, cracking into laughter.

We took a couple of steps and started playing with the snow.
"Is it weird I want to eat it?" Dustin asked, looking down at the snow.
"Yes Dustin! Yes it fucking is!" I yelled, facepalming into the snow.
"You know what, I'm gonna do it," Dustin said, crouching down.
"Don't do it," Jamie said, making a snowball.
"I'm gonna do it," he said.
"Don't do it," I said, agreeing with Jamie.
"I'm doing it," He said, picking up a piece of yellow snow. As he put it in his mouth, Jamie and I burst into laughter.
"It taste a little salty if I'm being honest," He said, chewing the snow.
"You know you just ate piss right?" Jamie asked, watching him eat the snow.
"What?" Dustin asked, looking extremely confused.
"That yellow snow you ate, that's piss. Someone obviously pissed there and you just ate it!" I said, laughing again.
"Oh wtf! Why didn't you stop me! What the fuck is wrong with you guys!" Dustin said, spitting everywhere. Jamie and I cried out eyes out from laughter.

As we enjoyed throwing snowballs at each other, Blair stayed in the bus, freezing his ass off.
"Woahahhauhshusn look out! Here comes a sexy beast at 2 o'clock!" Jamie shouted, looking over at a young brunette with one big ass. Dustin started drooling,
"I want it that way," Jamie and I looked at each other and laughed,
"Full backstreet mode?" I asked Dustin.
"What?" He asked.
"I want it that way, one of their songs?" Jamie said, looking at him.
"What?" Dustin asked again.
"Forget it, moments ruined!" I yelled, going back to throwing snowballs.
We made a massive snowball and decided to throw it at Blair.
"Hey Blair!" Justin said, walking into the bus.
"Y-y-ye-e-s-s?" Blair asked, shivering.
"Think fast!" He yelled, throwing a snowball right into his face.
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE!" Blair said, running over and chocking him. Whilst Jamie chocked, He laughed. As soon as we know it, we were home, hot compared to what it was like when you feel snow.
"You know, today was nice," Jamie said, putting his arms around us, we all did the same as we headed home, walking quite slow.
"I agree with you," Dustin said smiling.
"Even though I was fucking freezing, I saw so many sexy sheilas today! God they were hot, made me dribble!" Blair said, doing his pervert smile.
"Bullshit! BULL FUCKING SHIT! You were shaking from how cold it was Blair you dickhead!" Dustin said, making us all laugh.
"Fuck off Dustin!" Blair yelled, rolling his eyes. We all broke into more laughter.
"Calm down Blair! You on your man period?" Jamie asked.
We headed home, having our arms on each other's shoulders. It was nice. I finally felt like I fit in. Today is a day I'll remember.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 20, 2019 ⏰

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