❥ In the name itself! - a haikyuu crackfic with a gender neutral reader .. this book is very old (I'm still rewritting it, though very slowly LMAO)
I use a lot of slangs and words.. since I don't see a lot of neutral gender reader books, I decided...
♡ y/u ;; wake up early for an early morning suprise from your beloved [name]. 🥰
♡ y/u ;; I was sent this early in the morning, although it was an unknown number I'm sure it was either Makki and Mattsun LMFAOOO
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♡ y/u ;; Way to ruin someones day, mine to be specific..
♡ y/u ;; but if I had to see it then both of YOU definitely have to too.
♡ iwaizumi ;; Honestly the right thing you could've done is not flash that image to the whole entire world cause someone could definitely faint from seeing that.
♡ y/u ;; BUT I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING LIE IT MADE ME CACKLE LIKE FUCKING CRAZY
♡ iwaizumi ;; [name], you could've kept it a secret.. It wasn't neccesary to share that thing with us.
♡ y/u ;; But what if I felt the need to? 🤨
♡ iwaizumi ;; What if? Boy does the thought of the need for ruin my day sound that appealing to you? Oh ho. It was your intention from the start, was it not?
♡ y/u ;; Yeah
♡ oikawa ;;
♡ oikawa ;; GAAAAAH, MY FACE???? MY BEAUTIFUL MOST WORLDWIDE HANDSOME IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD..?! Who..WHO DARES..WHO DARED TO RUIN IT.
♡ oikawa ;; THAT.... Get that five nights at freddy's mf away from me... that.. that isn't me..
♡ y/u ;; WAHAHAHAHAHA NOW IT'S MORE LIKE FIVE NIGHT'S AT OIKAWA'S 💀💀💀
*iwaizumi has pinned the messege*
♡ oikawa ;; YOU FUCKING
♡ y/u ;; FUCK? ME? OH YEAH COME IF YOU DARE BITCHASS
♡ oikawa ;; FUCK YOU EAT SHIT
♡ y/n ;; FUCK YOU HARDER TURDHEAD GO EAT CRAP
♡ iwaizumi ;; CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T LAUGH AT THAT STUPID FUCKING MESSEGE
♡ y/u ;; YOU EVEN PINNED IT SO IT'S AN ARCHIEVEMENT LMAOOOOO
♡ iwaizumi ;; not gonna lie I was having nightmares and the creature in that dream lowkey looked like that..image
♡ iwaizumi ;; So technically you woke me up, don't know if it's a good thing if I had to wake up to see it again💀
♡ y/u ;; Ngl you had no choice anyways xxxx
♡ y/u ;; I would've either sent it (WHICH I ALREADY FUCKING DID) here or showed it to you at school SHRUGS
♡ y/u ;; Tbh what difference would it make anyway??? 🤨
♡ y/u ;; You'd still see him first in the morning because we walk to school together LMAOOO
♡ iwaizumi ;; the difference is that he wouldn't look like a nightmare? I would hate to see the nightmare in my dreams to appear right infront of me right now..
♡ iwaizumi ;; but this time it was through a fucking screen fucking god
♡ iwaizumi ;; But well.. especially if it's Oikawa.. then yeah..
♡ oikawa ;; HELL it ain't my fault I'm popular and everyone loves me, or is it?! (not)
♡ y/u ;; Well um one thing I can agree on is seeing that thing in real life.. sent shivers down my fucking spine
♡ y/u ;; But hell, ya'll know damn well whatever you do I will always find a way to drag you down with me whether it's hell or heaven, wherever you'll be xxx 🥺🥺🥺 you're stuck with me FOREVER
♡ y/u ;; But it's most likely hell though, sorry to disappoint. 🥱
♡ iwaizumi ;; If I drag you down first then you wouldn't get to complain 🤨..
♡ oikawa ;; I blame it all on you [name]... WITHOUT YOUR GOOFY ASS I COULD'VE STILL LIVED ANOTHER PEACEFUL AND A BEAUTIFUL DAY WITHOUT HAVING TO SEE THAT THING THAT SPAWNED FROM HELL.
♡ y/u ;; I don't think you've ever had peace since you met me tbh
♡ iwaizumi ;; me neither
♡ y/u ;; BITCH YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE
♡ oikawa ;; AS YOU SHOULD IWA-CHAN GO GO
♡ iwaizumi ;;
♡ y/u ;;
♡ iwaizumi ;; Goodnight.
♡ oikawa ;; FOR FUCKS SAKE COME BACK RIGHT NOW [name] I WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE UNTIL YOU DELETE IT.
♡ y/u ;; Oh yeah what are YOU gonna do?
♡ oikawa ;; I'll bug you all day at school, send you thousands of messeges, and.. and..
♡ oikawa ;; Seems like the usual tbh.. I can always block you, and avoid you easily by having you occupied by your fans 😝😝😝😝😝😝
