6:37 AM
♡ y/u ;;
Goodmorning my little
sugar bugar sweet honeycomb
babygirl sugar plump honey buns
it's time to wake up❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
♡ kageyama ;;
Everyday I wake up to something new from you
and now I'm wishing that I won't wake up atp
♡ y/u ;;
BRO YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE FOR A REASON!!!!
I'm just tryna be helpful and help you smh..
♡ hinata ;;
Oh my god it's early hours in
morning shut the hell up and
let me sleep goddamn
♡ kageyama ;;
For fucks sake you're the alarm atp
♡ y/u ;;
My goal. GET YO ASS TO SCHOOL
CUZ I'M NOT WAITING OUT HERE FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR
♡ hinata ;;
Dude stop saying that I don't need to
be reminded that I'm going back into
that hell hole ..
♡ hinata ;;
ACTUALLY I'M NOT GOING ALONE.
I'm dragging both of you down w me..
yeah guess that's fair 🙄
♡ kageyama ;;
YOUR FAULT FOR ALWAYS GOING 1 FUCKING HOUR EARLIER.. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
♡ y/u ;;
Nothing is wrong with going early tf
♡ hinata ;;
YOU STAND THERE LIKE A FUCKING CROW SCARER OR WHAGEVER THE FUCK IS IT AND STARE AT THE SKY FOR TJE WHOLE ENTIRE HOUR BRO
♡ y/u ;;
Okay and..
I got you guys some activity
you could do before we all go to school, fun, yea?
♡ y/u ;;
Yeah well I'll explain it
now so be all ears and listen
cause I'm fucking bored.
♡ hinata ;;
Hi fucking bored I'm dad
♡ kageyama ;;
No wonder why you texted us.. you are
never up to no good you mischievous little shit
♡ y/u ;;
SHUT YOUR TRAP
♡ kageyama ;;
Hell no, I'm going back to sleep, there's still
a bit and I don't wanna sleep at school.
Those nasty ass desks have so many fucking germs
♡ hinata ;;
I mean, it's your germs since you
sit there the whole year? Don't cleaners also
clean it for you? Be more grateful tf 🤨
♡ hinata ;;
Sleeping at school is the best tbh. Why? Because
♡ kageyama ;;
Cause you're used to sleeping outdoors.
♡ hinata ;;
Are you fucking calling me a dog.
♡ kageyama ;;
That's up to you actually.
Think what you want.
♡ hinata ;;
YOU-
♡ y/u ;;
Okay stop arguing. I was watching HXH
and this man called Hei.. i forgor ☠️
♡ y/u ;;
Draw him some new brows for me bc seeing
these eyebrows with legs
is making me feel uneasy..
♡ y/u ;;
Based on how much I like it
I might buy you guys your lunches today
or ya'll are gonna starve to death till
the end of volleyball practice fuckers
YOU ARE READING
˚✧₊⁎ Haikyuu Chatfic x GN! Reader ✰
Fanfiction❥ In the name itself! - a haikyuu crackfic with a gender neutral reader .. this book is very old (I'm still rewritting it, though very slowly LMAO) I use a lot of slangs and words.. since I don't see a lot of neutral gender reader books, I decided...
