˚✧₊⁎ Haikyuu Chatfic x GN! Reader ✰

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4:50 AM

♡ y/u ;;
guys

♡ y/u ;;
guys

♡ y/u ;;

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GODDAMNN

♡ kuroo ;;
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
ITS LITERALLT 5 AM SHUT THE FUCK UP
BEFORE I'LL SHIT OUT A DOOKIE
AND SHOVE IT DOWN
YOUR THROAT. DON'T BELIEVE ME?

I'll come over right now.

♡ y/u ;;
oh yeah? Unfortunately I am sorry to
let u know that I give zero fucks

♡ kuroo ;;
Does that mean you want
my shit down your throat?

♡ kuroo ;;
You have weird kinks I have to admit.

♡ y/u ;;
definitely not.

♡ y/u ;;
I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ANYTHING
LIKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' DUMBASS
STOP MAKING THINGS UP

♡ y/u ;;
So like, you know kuroo..

♡ kuroo ;;
Uh huh. No I don't know
but continue I guess. 🙄

♡ y/n ;;
Roll your eyes one more
time and you'll see
what will happen

♡ kuroo ;;
Ooh! Goodness I'm so scared,
I wonder what will happen! 🙄🤔

♡ y/u ;;
I hope you step on a fucking lego

♡ y/u ;;
Bro we getting off topic
and this is all your fault dumbass

♡ kuroo ;;
WHY BLAME IT ON ME, DUDE its
literally 5 am in the morning
and u wont sleep atleast stfu u if u can (u cant)

♡ kuroo ;;
idk why u woke me up for
this so hurry ur ass up im
waiting for an explanation cuz ill
drop dead anytime soon
if u take long enough

♡ y/u ;;
10 mins to 5*

♡ kuroo ;;
Shut it

♡ kenma ;;
well this is not gonna be suprising
if [name]'s gonna vent about how
a fruit fly flew into their drink, and they even
havent gotten the chance to drink it
ranting how they want to murder the fly
even if it's soul literally flew
to the afterlife already

♡ kuroo ;;
poor bug :( had its life taken away
just because it flew into
[name]'s trap drink fr

♡ y/u ;;
The fuck you mean trap drink.
I'll drown you in my trap drink.
Also.. Aint that a lil.. too detailed..

♡ y/u ;;
is everything at home
ok kenma.. ur worrying
me .. 🥺🥺🥺 xxx

♡ kenma ;;
its just a what if story but
as i said it wouldnt be suprising if it were the truth
considering we've known you for THAT long
already so .. you know the feeling where
you're suprised but you're not
actually suprised

♡ y/u ;;
Well shit you never specified
that it was a what if story

♡ kenma ;;
That was for you to figure it out yourself
since you're dumb.

♡ kuroo ;;
LMFAOOO

♡ kuroo ;;
Alright but fr tho what did
u wanna tell us again that it was
this urgent.. I just know its gonna
be another dumb topic for sure

♡ y/u ;;
U acting as if your topics
we talk abt aint dumb either ..

♡ y/u ;;
Like example that one time
you told us u accidentally put a pen with blue ink into the washing machine and then
all of your clothes came out blue and
you didn't stop crying LMFAOOOOOOOO

♡ kuroo ;;
SHUT UP DONT BRING
UP OLD STORIES DONT MAKE
ME AS THE PRIME EXAMPLE

♡ y/u ;;
NAH

♡ kuroo ;;
BRO JUST GET ON WITH IT
ALREADY ITS BEEN LIKE
10 MINUTES ALREADY WHAT
DO YOU WANT?

SPEAK RIGHT NOW

♡ y/u ;;
So like you see,

♡ kuroo ;;
Sure yeah its dark right now
so i cant really see

♡ y/u ;;
BRO WILL YOU JUST
SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH AND JUST
HEAR ME OUT

♡ kuroo ;;
LAST TIME YOU SAID HEAR ME
OUT AND IT WAS A FUCKING
OBJECT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

♡ y/u ;;
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK STOP.

♡ kenma ;;
stop buzzing my phone im playing a
game right now and if i lose i will go
apeshit on you two,

by then dont blame me for
being fucking evil.

♡ kuroo ;;
bro just turn the notifs off

♡ y/u ;;
So like y'know,
I'm really fast at math

♡ kuroo ;;
Are you sick?
Do you have a fever?

♡ y/u ;;
i bet i can tell you the answer in
less than 10 seconds

♡ kenma ;;
mhm yeah, then how
much is 7 ×7?

♡ y/u ;;
Obviously it's 77

♡ kenma ;;
Oh wow, you replied
within 2 seconds

♡ y/u ;;
well you see .. what can u say?
im a genius

♡ kuroo ;;
It's 49 dumbass

♡ y/u ;;
kuroo, i did not say that i was good at math.
All i said was that im fast at math.

♡ kenma ;;
they've got a point, kuroo

♡ kuroo ;;
DUDE YOU ALWAYS
STICK UP FOR [NAME]
WHAT ABOUT ME

♡ kenma ;;
Nah

♡ kuroo ;;

♡ kuroo ;;
I hate you all.

♡ kuroo ;;
Making me waste my sleep
on this dumb shit.

♡ kuroo ;;
Don't talk to me anymore I am upset.