Vinesauce Oneshots

long distance.[1](joel) (fluff)(masturbating)

(This one's a two-parter!!!)
(A little background on this, you and Joel are in highschool and he exchanged to your school for the school year last year, so that's how y'all met and hit it off. You now every day communicate over the phone, Skype, whatever you can... the rest is history haha. This story takes place in like 2010, you're 16 and Joel's 17 lol) (Reader is in EST bc that's the only time zone i'm used to writing abt in long distance fics oop-- and also reader is female :p I'm gonna try my absolute best to be gender neutral in future fics tho!!!)

It was a very chilly afternoon, in the winter of 2010, and you had just walked home from school. You entered your house, took off your big coat, mittens, hat and boots, and rushed to the kitchen to grab a bag of chips before running upstairs to your bedroom and plopping your butt down at your laptop desk. Today was Friday, and that meant it was your day to Skype with Joel, your long-distance boyfriend.

You two usually called on the phone every day, even if you guys were with friends, but Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays were very special. Weekends weren't busy for you two, and you could Skype, stay up all you'd like, fall asleep in the call together, and even have a little "intimate" fun with eachother, despite the six hour time difference. It was quite refreshing to be able to see his face, though you wished it could have been in real life again.

You and Joel were basically polar opposites. You gravitated more towards pop music like Marina and the Diamonds or more indie-pop music like Regina Spektor. You loved bright colors and feminine things, though you did see Joel's interests as very intriguing. You definitely did enjoy listening to his more heavy and loud music, and appreciated his enjoyment of things you couldn't understand much. He was kinda vulgar, and that brought out a vulgar side of you as well, which he loved. He was overall quite gruff, but you were like his little ray of sunshine.

During the week, you'd often sneak your phone into school and message him between classes or during bathroom breaks. It was a little hard to get ahold of him sometimes, considering how he was six hours ahead of you, but any response was good. School made it quite hard for the both of you to frequently speak, which was why weekends were so special.

You booted up your laptop, typed in the password, and eagerly waited for your desktop to load so you could launch Skype. You eventually did, and there was Joel, waiting for you. There were a couple of messages waiting in your chat together, as well.

"I love you!"

"I hope you had a good day at school"

"I'm starting the skype as soon as i see you online"

You smiled and made sure your status was set to online before you heard the ringtone begin to blare through your headphones. You lowered the volume and answered the call, watching as a grainy, lagging image of Joel slowly came to motion on your screen. You smiled and waved.

"Hey sweetie!" You beamed. Joel smiled back and waved as well.

"Hello! How was school?" He asked in his thick accent, sitting back in his chair and stretching his arms.

"Meh, it was alright. I got a 95 on my history test, though, so that was fun." You said, opening your bag of chips and stuffing a few in your mouth. "And I walked home today and saw puppies!"

"Good job, sweetheart!" your boyfriend praised. "What kind of puppies did you see?"

"Don't remember. Klee kai, I think? They were basically mini huskies." You saw Joel pout his lip, in an 'aww' sort of way. "How was your day?"

"It was alright. Did a whole lot of nothing." He chuckled a bit. "I've been kinda horny all day, though."

"Oh. Wait what-" Your face immediately heated up. You always got awkward when Joel would get sexual or casually mention masturbating like it was a normal topic of regular conversation. You two had been intimate in the past, right before he left to go back to Sweden, but it was still a little awkward for you to engage in these sexual conversations with him. Joel let out a laugh and snorted, covering his mouth.