Vinesauce Oneshots

sober kisses. (vinny) (kissing)(fluff)

(A/n: I have no ideas for vinny smut!! Please suggest some in the comments! Uwu)
(This was written by both me and my good friend herold52 !!! Go follow her! She helps proofread all of my stories ^^)

"(Y/n), come on, go easy on the drinks." Whined your friend Vinny as you downed another shot of tequila.

"Why should I?" You slurred, nearly falling back from your bar stool as you turned to him. His brow furrowed, and he grabbed you by the arm.

"Because I said so. Now, come on." He said, standing up from his seat and leaving a tip on the counter for the bartender. You began to laugh hysterically while he helped you out of your seat and wrapped an arm around you, helping you walk out to his car.

"You're no fuuuun." You cackled as he put you in your seat and buckled you in. Vinny himself was buzzed, but not quite as disoriented as you were.

"Sure, I'm not fun. Listen, I'm gonna need you to behave on this car ride, do you understand? I don't want you getting in trouble on the way home, okay?" He asked, patting your head. "Wait, wait, I have an idea."

Vinny closed the door on your side and walked over to his own, sitting down and buckling in. He closed the door and put the key in the ignition, turning the car on and looking at you.

"We're gonna play the quiet game, okay? I'll put on a song to help you relax. I don't trust you in your house alone, so you're gonna be sleeping at my house tonight. You'll take the bed, I can sleep on the couch. Sound good?" He asked, looking at you intently.

"Yeah, sounds good." You giggled a bit, nodding.

"Alright, quiet game starts in 3.... 2... 1.. go." After he said that, all noise ceased in the car, and Vinny connected his phone to the car's stereo via bluetooth, playing an indistinguishable Gorillaz song at low volume as you two began your trek home. You dizzily tapped your foot off-beat to the song that was playing, doing your best to keep quiet and not erupt with laughter at anything outside of the car that was moving. It was a matter of time until you two were at his home, and he was helping you out of the car and into the house. He sat you down on the couch, rushing to the kitchen and looking back at you.

"Hey, (y/n), do you want ice cream?" He asked. You immediately began to cackle. "What?"

"You lost the quiet game!" You snorted, wiping tears from your face, which ached from grinning so much. Vinny's expression softened, and he started laughing too. "What kind of icecream 'ya got?"

"Vanilla. Hope that's alright with you. I also have chocolate syru-"

"HELL YEAH, GET ME SOME OF THAT!" You shouted, laying back on his couch and wheezing. "Ouh, I'm sleepy."

"You can't sleep quite yet, you'll get a bad hangover. You have to sober up, then it won't be as bad in the morning." Vinny said, grabbing a bowl and spoon and scooping some into the bowl. "That's why I offered you sugar. Also, did you want the syrup?"

"Sure, why not?" You said, sitting up. It definitely wouldn't be long until you were sober, and you could tell.

"Alright, heeeere you go." Vinny swiftly turned to you, walking over to you and delivering your ice cream to the table in front of you. You smiled and looked up at him.

"Thank you, Binyot." You grinned, sitting up and looking down at it. In the moment, it looked as if God had made you a special ice cream sundae, and specially delivered it to you for being sin-free. Imperfect, snow-white scoops of vanilla with chocolate lazily drizzled on the top. You shakily gripped the spoon, digging it into one of the scoops and shoving it into your mouth.

"Is it good?" He asked, sitting next to you. You turned your head to him and nodded, a little drop of icecream running down your chin. He chuckled and wiped it off with his sleeve. "I'm glad. You need it."

"Icecreaaaaaaaaaam." You chimed, mouth full. Vinny was surprised and intrigued at your lack of brainfreeze as you shoved the heaping spoonfuls of freezing vanilla cream into your face. "God, Vinny, are you sure Jesus Himself didn't churn the cream for this icecream?" You asked, gulping down your last spoonful and patting your stomach.

"I honestly don't know. It is pretty tasty though, right?" He asked, patting your head.

"Hell yeah, I'm feelin' sober already." You giggled a bit. "Nevermind."

Vinny snickered, covering his mouth.

"Ahhhh, you're silly, (y/n)." He sighed happily. "Alright, you need water. Alright?"

"You said alright twice." You giggled. "And sure. Gimme some of that flavorless juice." Vinny paused and looked ar you, eyebrow cocked and mouth agape, and then proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

'Flavorless juice!?" He said through chuckles, taking a minute to recover. "Ahhh, alright. I'll get it." He got up, walking back to the kitchen. You rubbed your eyes and yawned.

--timeskip--

You and Vinny were talking in his bedroom, and you seemed to be completely sober, and getting more and more sleepy as time went on. You were feeling a little... sad, as well.

"Jesus, (y/n), you look a little dead." He chuckled, rubbing your cheek.

"I'm tired." You yawned, rubbing his cheek in return.

"I should go to the couch, then." He got up, walking to the doorway. You quietly whined, but he must have heard you, as he turned around and said:
"You gonna be alright alone, (y/n)?"

Tears pushed themselves from your eyes, and your throat became tight. It was almost like you were becoming mute. You couldn't answer.

"Y-yeah." You said quietly. Vinny's brows furrowed, and he walked back to the bed.

"Are you sure? Hey, hey hey hey! Why are you crying?" He asked, kneeling on the bed and leaning onto you.

"M-mhm.." You sniffled, looking at him. "V-Vinny?" You asked.

"What is it?"

"I... I-I want you to stay with me tonight..." you looked up at him. "I'm not gonna be okay alone.." tears streamed down your face.

"Okay, okay, it's okay. Don't cry, it's okay. I'll stay." He whispered deeply. His voice had a hint of kindness, which your heart picked up. You looked up at him again.

There was an intense silence between you two, as you stared at eachother, and Vinny slowly leaned towards your face. You leaned in quicker and grabbed his face, closing your eyes and beginning to kiss him.
It was like a spark went off in the both of you, and you activated eachother with that kiss. Fireworks were exploding in your head, shimmering as they fell to the ground.

He suddenly broke for air, staring at you and panting.

"W-woah. That was pretty awesome." He chuckled a little.

"Th-thank you, Vinny." You whined, gripping his shirt and laying down.

"Nah, thank you. That kiss was amazing." He rolled over you and laid down beside you, smiling. You pulled his comforter up to your face and smiled as well, snuggling up to him and wrapping the comforter around him as well.

"I'm glad you enjoyed it." You whispered, leaning in and gently kissing his cheek.

"I love you, (y/n)." Vinny mumbled, rolling over to face you and kissing your forehead. This was like a dream come true.

"I-I love you too."