Sam & Max oneshots

Heated movie time (smut)

You guy's are nasty and I am too

Warning: contains smut, fluff and pinning 

And really gay shit

If you really don't like smut then just don't read it (the smut part) the rest is pretty normal 

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"Got the popcorn, Sam?"  "You know it little buddy, hopefully it isn't stale or I'll be up all night sweating trying not to throw up" 

"This will remind me the time you stayed in the toilets all night at prom" max with with his signature smile "yikes" sam replies with a shiver remembering the worst night out

Sam sits down on the couch and Max sits on Sam's lap, Sam reaches for the remote and scroll's to the romantic section they like to watch cringy romantic film's so that they can laugh and comment on how horrible they are. Unfortunately Sam selected a film that was pretty decent relatable and... familiar; Sam found that the story is interesting

the film is about how a man nearly loses his friend for life (sorry) that he has a crush on so the man visit's him in the hospital everyday and when his friend recovers the man told him how he felt about his feeling's and they share a passionate kiss 

Sam felt like this was a sign if he never tell's Max how he feels Sam might lose Max and never may have the chance to tell him... but he may lose him ether way, unless he tell's him it's a joke and they can shrug it off

"Sam, as much as I'm enjoying this gay shit is anything cringy gonna happen yet?" max turns his head to look at me he look's adorable, he's got buttery popcorn on his mouth he is so tempting to lick and kiss my face heats up at the thought "ur-*cough* it may happen eventually pal" max give's me a confused look "okay...?" Max hesitates to ask what's wrong but but Sam is probably having some sort of sugar rush (which he is not) Max shrugs it off and faces the tv 

the film is still going and the men are having a montage of them doing things together and then them getting married 

"I wish that could be us..." max whisper quietly, sadly for you Max dog's have good hearing so YEAH Sam is surprised at the comment pretending he didn't hear Max ever since he nearly lost Max he didn't want to risk losing him again so Sam decides to take a chance

WARNING SMUT INCOMING (do you get? Sorry, please forgive my sin)

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Sam move's his free hand and starts to pet Max, Max sigh's in content "that's nice Sam..." as Sam starts to slowly massage him Max purs through his teeth Sam is trying not to snap it's another thing that he had for Max is his purring. Sam get's an bright idea and move's to scratch Max's neck with his claw he gasps "s-Sam..." Sam continues scratching making Max's head tilt at the touch giving access to his neck Sam hesitates but then take's the risk and bite's hard on Max's neck licking the redding bite mark "Ah~Sam~!" Max moan's. Sam continues to slowly lick Max's neck letting his tongue linger and then biting Max's sweet spot again "Sam... please" max breath hitches and that's when Sam snaps he swiftly move's and pin's Max to the couch licking the buttery popcorn of Max's lips "hhmm" Sam looks at Max and see's that his face has went dusty pink it's awfully adorable 

Sam passionately kisses Max "Mph" Sam give's a needy whine while Max take's of Sam's hat, jacket and throw's 'em to where ever it's gone and tries to unbutton Sam's shirt trying to remove it his anxiety kick's in and get's worried if max won't like his body "wait..." Sam sweat's nervously "max, w-what if I'm not....good? And I embarrass you" Sam looks away "Sam..." Max grab's Sam's face about to give him a lecture "One I know how chubby you are butt just because I make joke's about your weight doesn't mean I don't want your hot ass Two, you're the one that I've alway's wanted to be with Sam and it's been really successful and I would absolutely not change it for anyone or anything else, because I love you..." max tackles Sam into a smooch "mmph!" For it is Max pining Sam now! 

Max slide's his hand under Sam's shirt and squeeze's his side's while moving further up taking off Sam's shirt in the process of messing his fur up Max stares at Sam getting lost in his presence (like he does all the time lol) "Beautiful..." Sam blushes at the compliment Max climbs up Sam and smothers his neck in kisses dramatically making "Mwah!" noises "hahaa- st- haha!" Sam giggles his face turning red. Max listens and slowly bites his neck "ah..." Sam's pants as Max start's to kiss down Sam's body Sams panting gets heavier as Max is getting closer to his area "may I?" Max look's at Sam with a devilish smirk tugging at his trousers waiting for a response, Sam nod's his head 'his panting will take over worser when I'm-' (okay Max calm. Down) Max un-buckles Sam's belt to slowly remove his trousers Sam helps buy moving 'n kicking his leg's a bit, Max blushes at the bulge in sam's Boxer's Max caresses his bulge teasing Sam "ahh-!~" Sam grunts an' his panting quickens a bit he thrust his hip's a little into the touch "p-please.." Sam pleads, Max nervously pull's Sam's boxer's down and throws them on the floor with the rest of clothes Sam now completely naked has a massive boner "you're big..." Max getting flustered he starts to lick Sam's member up and down like a lolli-pop, Max notice's there's a bit of pre-cum licking the tip; Max put's his mouth round it and start's slowly bopping his head up and down Sam put's his hand's on Max's head as he pick's up the pace slobbering a bit "M-Max I'm gonna cum~!" Sam's moan's Max stop's sucking him; Sam give's a confused whimper "this may be hard but..." max climb's on top of Sam "sit up now" max demands Sam roll's his eye's and does as he say's waiting to see what he does next; Max rest's his hand's on Sam's shoulders Sam knew what he was going to do- Max slowly sit's on his member "AHHH~~!" Max scream's mixed with pain and pleasure "huff- you okay little buddy?" Sam asks with concern "y-yeah I-I need a little help" max pleads "sure thing pal" 

Sam pin's Max again and turn's Max 'round and place's him on his hand's 'n knee's "you ready?" Sam asks max "when am I never, Max I mean- Sam" "if you say so" Sam thrust's into Max pulling on his ear's "AHH-!" Max moans as Sam thrust's in and out pushing harder with each thrust. Sam's bite's on Max's neck and side's "oh~faster!" Max panted bucking his hips to get faster friction "what was that? I didn't hear you" Sam talking in his noir voice was a real turn on for Max ever since Max re-visited the past he saw Sam and how he went noir in a matter of seconds when he found out someone had stolen Max's brain he really liked the way Sam aggressively talked to people nearly murdering them too god how he wish it was him- back to the present "Please! Go faster!" "Sorry you're not loud enough!" Sam stop's for a second "I SAID, FUCK ME HARDER UNTILL I CUM AND CAN'T WALK TO GET FREE DISABLED PARKING!" "That's more like it!"Sam thrust's into max harder better faster stronger (sorry not sorry) their panting in sink; as this goes on for few minutes Max is covered in bite mark's "M-max I'm gonna cum-!" "Me too- S-SAM~~Ahh~~!" Sam cum's inside of Max, and Max cum's on the couch 

Sam and Max's panting start's slowing down, Sam lyles on his back putting Max on his belly, max grab's a blanket and throws over them both he snuggles into the crock of Sam's neck pecking it "I love you Sam..." "I love you too Max" "let's NOT do this again" "unless you really want to, you crack me up little buddy"

Sam: hey, look the Internet 

Max: this is REALLY fucked up, I like it!

Sam: you crack me up little pal