Sam & Max oneshots

Cleaning (MATURE WARNING)

Hey so basically I'm back ;;; been busy with college so I haven't had time to write 

I'm so sorry I'm bad at writing their characters :(

(Bit of smut in this story, skip of you don't want to read it)

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"Our mission is too finally go out and do some shopping for food, Max"

"Oh good the author has been starving us!"

"You crack me up little buddy!" 

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"Wow, this convenience store doesn't have stratifying foods, I was expecting fudge-y freezes!"

"I think you need to cut down on those, Sam nothing personal"

"Don't worry Max, my self-esteem always tells me that"

"That's depressing, please continue"

They couldn't really find what they wanted so they decided to gather random ingredients to make something at their office, this will be fun...

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Sam and Max were cooking, they were both the messiest when it came to it, so they always ended up having to do a lot of cleaning after, trying to make sweet treats for themselves, Sam made himself some ice creams and Max made himself some melted chocolate marshmallows 

After they were finished they cleaned up but they were still messy themselves, since they were lazy to shower they just shrugged it off and sat on their warn out couch watching tv 

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Sam's nose was going crazy not trying to sniff the chocolate left on Max's fur, he didn't know how his buddy felt about him so he tried to avoid doing things that could possibly make him feel uncomfortable even though Max was sitting in Sam's lap 

(MATURE WARNING)

Sam can't stop looking at Max (as usual) Max looks back at Sam "what's up Sam" "ugh... my nose is going crazy for the chocolate that's left on you..." "oh gees Sam, we've been pals for so long I wouldn't mind you cleaning me, haha" "oh..." Sam blushes in embarrassment, max chuckles at it, Sam positioning Max, looking at him, Max nods his head to confirm he's fine with it, Sam start's licking all the chocolate off Max's checks "oh Sam~ we should do this more often" Max purrs pulling on Sam's tie, pulling him closer, his nose touches Max's neck sniffing, "o-o-s-sam, It really tickles there~!!" Max tiny blush showing, he kinda liked being touched by Sam but didn't know how to tell him. Sam can't resist as he licks the chocolate off his neck "Oooh~!" Max loudly moans arching his back to the feeling, Sam blushes to the sound but is proud to please his fried, Sam licked his sweet-spot indeed he peaks down to see Max's member is slightly peeking out of his fur, oh dear Sam didn't know it would be that quick to turn him on Sam wasn't  phased by it, he actually wanted to have 'fun' with Max. Sam continues to lick him, to his nipples tugging on them gently with his teeth "S-Sammm~!" Max moaning his name in delight, making Max's member come out, Sam licking Max's stomach, filling it with butterflies, Sam licks the pre-cum of Max's member tasting it "are you sure you want it, little buddy~?" Sam teasingly asking with the known answer "Oh Sam, just please fucking fuck me until I make the ceiling white, just please I love you so much~~!" Max almost losing his mind even though Sam thought he wasn't doing much, Sam blushing that Max.. confirming that he loves him.. sent his heart wild they went somewhere else for a change of scenery...

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Sam sat Max down on the office table, Max sitting on it keeping hands behind his back helping him keep his balance while his legs where in the air waiting for Sam to enter him, they didn't use lube since Max has a huge kink for pain/roughness , especially when it's from Sam, "are you ready?" Max nods blushing unable to answer due to the weakness in his voice for waiting, Sam slowly entering Max's asshole "Sssam!" Sam keeps a nice pace going in and out, Max moaning with each hump " Sam, Sam, Sam" or "oh, oh, ohh" rolling his eyes to the back of his head, he could go blind. Sam picks up the pace, going faster making Max's face blush hard you could see it from across the street! Max groans and moan "A-ah! I'm going to cumm ~!!!!" Max comes onto Sam's stomach while Sam cums in Max's ass filling him up~ Max flops down on the table tired, Sam takes him to bed placing him on his more messy stomach~ and they rest the night with no struggle 

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A/N

Wooo!! I hope you enjoyed this, been a really long time since I've come back to writing so I hope I did well, tell me how I did in the comments!