Sam & Max oneshots

Back to the office {Christmas special}

11/12/2019

Hello I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a happy new year 🥳 

Well happy December 

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'after a long day of saving Christmas'

"Them elves need dental care they only have their fangs and it's disgustingly pleasing it's not right, Sam" 

"You bleach your teeth? Anyway we should do some Christmas shopping for the office"

"Ow goodie! Can't wait to see the screaming n crying children to have a scared childhood of a traumatising Santa!" 

"You crack me up pal"

Sam and Max go to explore the mall buy decorations and Christmas dinner for their friends & family 

"Aye Sam come n look at thi-" Max stopped himself from speaking he knew Sam has always wanted a Ruger GP100 (Sam PROBABLY  wouldn't like that gun? But ya know) Max shoves the gun in his (none of your daum business) to give to Sam as a gift Max gets spooked by Sam 

"what do you want me to look at little buddy" Sam smiles and tilts his head 'I want you to look at me'  Max snaps out of his thoughts 

"Urr...the shocking price of these pants!" Max sweats "you don't even wear clothes bone head" Max sighs in relief as Sam walks to the cashier 

*back to the office*

"Now..." Sam huffs "time to suffer from decorating" 

Sam and max put the last touch by placing the star on the tree the office was finished, ceiling decorations, decks decorations, windows etc... except for one thing "aye Sam, Max you forgot your mistletoe" Geek says hanging it in the door frame she walks away proud of her work 

Sam turns the fire on and plops down on the couch, Max sits on his lap they watch some sappy Christmas films "ya know Sam kissing under the mistletoe isn't hard" Max wiggles his eyebrows; Sam chuckles "we don't need mistletoe" Sam pecks Max on the cheek "Pffft ha! That tickles!" Max blushes 

Sam holds Max in his arms and they sit and cuddle by the fire