Dorothea, on the phone: Heeeeey bitch
Edelgard, on the other line: Whats happening girl
Dorothea: hey so im having a party tonight and I'm inviting all the Black Eagles, you in?
Edelgard: Oh hell yea
Dorothea: Kk bye sweetie
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Dorothea: So tonight I'm having a party for all the girls in the Black Eagles. It's been so long since us girls have had a good time with out Hilda causing drama. We're gonna drink wine and have some fun.
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Edelgard: So Dorothea is being a nasty bitch. Inviting only the Black Eagles? She knows that Bernadetta was recruited into the Golden Deer. I bet this is a ploy to rub it in her face. Little does she know she has a big storm coming. Better watch your back bitch.
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Edelgard: *Rings doorbell*
Bernadetta: *Opens door* Heyyyy bitch
Edelgard: Heyyyy sweetie, I need to talk to you
*Both go inside and sit on the $3500 dollar couch*
Edelgard: I don't want to alarm you, but Dorothea is hosting a party for the Black Eagles and she didn't invite you
Bernadetta: What? No!
Edelgard: Yeah I know
Bernadetta: Why do you think she would do that?
Edelgard: I don't know its rude
Bernadetta: You want to know something? this is exactly why I left. Because Dorothea-
Edelgard: what? no, really?
Bernadetta: No, yeah, yeah, Because Dorothea is always being shady and going behind everyone's backs.
Edelgard: That's crazy
Bernadetta: and you know like. I have awful social anxiety and its not easy for me to deal with meeting new people, but I just couldn't deal with her anymore
Edelgard: Oh I get it sweetie don't cry! Omg
Bernadetta: I'm sorry I just can't stand it
Hilda: *Walks in with a $10,000 wine glass* What's going on?
Edelgard: Hilda, How do you feel about crashing a Black Eagles party tonight?
Hilda: You had me at 'Crashing'
Edelgard: Wonderful. See you at six, lovelies
*Later that night*
Dorothea: Petra, did you get a text or anything from any of the girls? they're late
Petra: I am not having any texts from them bitches
Dorothea: KK
*Door bell rings*
Dorothea: That must be them!
Dorothea: *Opens door* heyy!-
Hilda: Heyyy biTch!
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Dorothea: What. The hell.
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